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 Stirlingsays  03 Nov 17 3.44am |
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'All utopias are dystopias. The term "dystopia" was coined by fools that believed a "utopia" can be functional.' ( A.E. Samaan)
'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen) |
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Slimey Toad  Karsiyaka, North Cyprus 03 Nov 17 7.14am |
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'Which utopia would you like?'. 'Dys one'. (Ali Gee)
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palace_in_frogland  In a broken dream 03 Nov 17 7.59am |
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‘I’d rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy’. Dorothy Parker. (I think).
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 becky over the moon 03 Nov 17 8.28am |
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The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs Marquise de Sevigne
A stairway to Heaven and a Highway to Hell give some indication of expected traffic numbers |
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| hedgehog50 Croydon 03 Nov 17 8.52am |
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A woman was sat next to US President Calvin Coolidge at a dinner and said to him, "I made a bet today that I could get more than two words out of you." He replied, "You lose."
We have now sunk to a depth at which the restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men. [Orwell] |
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| npn Crowborough 03 Nov 17 8.55am |
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Better to Remain Silent and Be Thought a Fool than to Speak and Remove All Doubt attributed to just about everyone as far as I can tell
Winston Churchill
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| hedgehog50 Croydon 03 Nov 17 9.33am |
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Queen Victoria asked the Duke of Wellington what they could do about sparrows nesting in the original Crystal Palace: "Sparrowhawks, Ma’am."
We have now sunk to a depth at which the restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men. [Orwell] |
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| palace_in_frogland In a broken dream 03 Nov 17 9.55am |
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“Start every day with a smile and get it over with.” WC Fields.
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| legaleagle 03 Nov 17 10.57am |
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Mae West: “Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 03 Nov 17 11.08am |
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It's my belief that history is a wheel. 'Inconstancy is my very essence,' says the wheel. Rise up on my spokes if you like but don't complain when you're cast back down into the depths. Good time pass away, but then so do the bad. Mutability is our tragedy, but it's also our hope. The worst of times, like the best, are always passing away. Boethius - from the Consolations of Philosophy.
"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug" |
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Park Road  03 Nov 17 11.43am |
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Be yourself because everyone else is already taken Oscar Wilde Edited by Park Road (03 Nov 2017 11.45am)
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Kermit8  Hevon 03 Nov 17 12.18pm |
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"Only in America can you be.. Pro-Death Penalty ...and still call yourself Pro-Life " J.Fugelsand
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