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View Goal Machine's Profile Goal Machine Flag Croydon 07 Dec 18 1.06pm Send a Private Message to Goal Machine Add Goal Machine as a friend

Originally posted by Norway

I have seen the quality of Sørloth when he had confidence, some brilliant international goals at the highest level.
Find out how his confidence can be regained and I am sure the Holmsdale faithfuls will chant his name

To the tune of 'Hands Up' by Ottawan

Hands up, baby hands up
Gimme Sorloth gimme gimme
Sortloth gimme gimme

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You heard it hear first.

 

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View Maine Eagle's Profile Maine Eagle Flag USA 07 Dec 18 3.03pm Send a Private Message to Maine Eagle Add Maine Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Goal Machine

To the tune of 'Hands Up' by Ottawan

Hands up, baby hands up
Gimme Sorloth gimme gimme
Sortloth gimme gimme

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You heard it hear first.

Unfortunately and last.

Its unfair to him at the minute, he needs to go out on loan otherwise we could be witnessing a career be totally sidetracked here.

 


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View lehhhh's Profile lehhhh Flag 07 Dec 18 11.13pm Send a Private Message to lehhhh Add lehhhh as a friend

Sorloth's misfortune in this club is no one but the club and manager's fault. An absolute mistake to go to this sh*t club, with a sh*tty playing style.

 

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View Petereagle's Profile Petereagle Flag Brockley 07 Dec 18 11.23pm Send a Private Message to Petereagle Add Petereagle as a friend

Originally posted by lehhhh

Sorloth's misfortune in this club is no one but the club and manager's fault. An absolute mistake to go to this sh*t club, with a sh*tty playing style.

He is on the bench and usually gets a few minutes on as sub. When he has come on he has usually done OK. I really hope he gets the chance to start tomorrow and prove what he can do. He deserves a proper opportunity

 

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View Bangell's Profile Bangell Flag Oxford 07 Dec 18 11.27pm Send a Private Message to Bangell Add Bangell as a friend

Originally posted by lehhhh

Sorloth's misfortune in this club is no one but the club and manager's fault. An absolute mistake to go to this sh*t club, with a sh*tty playing style.

An equally baffling move - why do you post on this forum when you're not a Palace fan?

 

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View DutchEagleJohan's Profile DutchEagleJohan Flag Vlissingen, Netherlands 08 Dec 18 12.20am Send a Private Message to DutchEagleJohan Add DutchEagleJohan as a friend

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Originally posted by lehhhh

Sorloth's misfortune in this club is no one but the club and manager's fault. An absolute mistake to go to this sh*t club, with a sh*tty playing style.

Edited by DutchEagleJohan (08 Dec 2018 12.20am)

 

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This post has been merged from a topic called 'A Letter From Sørloth ...' by bexleydave

Crystal Palace player Alexander Sørloth sends letter to FPL-player (Fantasy Premier League) who captained him throughout the season

Original tweet:

Translated from Norwegian:

Dear Jonas,

It is with great pride and joy I am writing you this letter today. I have been informed by reliable sources that I am the captain, and first choice striker on your fantasy-team.

"I know I don't score goals, or produce many assists or get to come on much at all. Therefor it is with great pleasure I register that people still believe in me those 15 times I have been on the pitch this year."

You and all my biggest fans, mom and dad, are my inspiration in continuing my perfomances for Crystal Palace and the Norwegian national team. You are the ones I think of when I’m on the pitch for five minutes in every other match. I don’t think to much about my playing time. And since I don’t get too much time on the ball I don’t need to think about it either. Therefore I can just wander around on the pitch, look up to the stands, and wonder if you’re in the stands cheering me on.

Jonas. I hope you will come and see me warm up some time during the season. I’ll talk to Hodgson and see to that I’ll be running up and down the sideline for a long time so that you can see me in action when you come to London.

I can’t get you free tickets. Only the best lads get. But I’ve talked to Edna at the «Popcorn-corner», and she’ll give you a 15 % discount on a bucket of popcorn.

Send me a message on Facebook if you’re travelling to England.

Your friend, captain, and striker.

Alexander Sørloth


Edited by Tez (18 Dec 2018 9.36am)

 

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This post has been merged from a topic called 'A Letter From Sørloth ...' by bexleydave

Think the Palace logo on the letterhead is a bit of a giveaway!

 

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View Painter's Profile Painter Flag Croydon 18 Dec 18 8.54am Send a Private Message to Painter Add Painter as a friend

This post has been merged from a topic called 'A Letter From Sørloth ...' by bexleydave

Originally posted by becky

Think the Palace logo on the letterhead is a bit of a giveaway!

Whooosh, end of thread.

 

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This post has been merged from a topic called 'A Letter From Sørloth ...' by bexleydave

I wish this was real as it is actually quite funny and I'm a fan of anyone with a self-deprecating sense of humour.

 

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View ASCPFC's Profile ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 18 Dec 18 10.55am Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

This post has been merged from a topic called 'A Letter From Sørloth ...' by bexleydave

Originally posted by becky

Think the Palace logo on the letterhead is a bit of a giveaway!

In all fairness, they wouldn't let Sorloth anywhere near our headed paper. He would mince around with it and lose it. That piece of headed paper would be expensive to replace. We wouldn't want to go into administration again.

 


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This post has been merged from a topic called 'A Letter From Sørloth ...' by bexleydave

Originally posted by ASCPFC

In all fairness, they wouldn't let Sorloth anywhere near our headed paper. He would mince around with it and lose it. That piece of headed paper would be expensive to replace. We wouldn't want to go into administration again.

Bit harsh IMO

 

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