jokes on mugs and car stickers
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 Spiderman  Horsham 25 Sep 18 1.08pm |
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Originally posted by Willo
This reminded me of seeing a T-shirt, many years ago, worn by a girl with rather substantial bosoms with the words : "Virginia - They call be virgin for short but not for long" Whilst Ian Botham was still playing for England, he was caught up in a drug scandal (I think he had been smoking cannabis). I went to an International match at Lords just after this and someone in the crowd threw him a t-shirt that said "Botham plays better on grass"! He thought it was great and put the shirt into his pocket.
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| braunstoneagle the middle of bumf*** nowhere... 25 Sep 18 3.03pm |
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“powered by fairydust” what the actual f***?
‘Football isn’t instant coffee. You have to work at it. You must grow the bean, grind it.’ Ian Holloway |
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| Harpo Oxfordshire 28 Sep 18 11.59pm |
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Back in the '60's before the days of political correctness, I bought a pair of underpants with a cartoon of an old bloke clad only in a raincoat and grasping his shoes as he ran. How times change.
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| YT Oxford 29 Sep 18 12.03am |
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Originally posted by Harpo
Back in the '60's before the days of political correctness, I bought a pair of underpants with a cartoon of an old bloke clad only in a raincoat and grasping his shoes as he ran. How times change. We’re the pants official BBC merchandise?
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Cannonball  High in the Ozarks. 29 Sep 18 4.34pm |
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I had a tee shirt just after 9/11 which said
Touch my coffee and I will slap you so hard even Google won't be able to find you. |
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| kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 29 Sep 18 4.52pm |
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Originally posted by Harpo
Back in the '60's before the days of political correctness, I bought a pair of underpants with a cartoon of an old bloke clad only in a raincoat and grasping his shoes as he ran. How times change. did you get them in Blackpool?
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| YT Oxford 29 Sep 18 5.23pm |
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Not on a sticker, obvs (so shoot me, mods) but written in the grime on a car: “My other car is clean”
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| kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 29 Sep 18 8.34pm |
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Originally posted by YT
Not on a sticker, obvs (so shoot me, mods) but written in the grime on a car: “My other car is clean” ''I wish my wife was this dirty''
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