the most stupidest thing you've done whilst pi$hed
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 Forest Hillbilly  in a hidey-hole 27 Oct 20 7.36am |
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My starter for 10.
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Spiderman  Horsham 27 Oct 20 7.52am |
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Sitting at a bar in Corfu, early 80s, 2 young ladies started seriously flirting with me, likening me to Phil Collins. My friend beat a tactical retreat leaving them both with me. My response.... threw up over them. What might have been!
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mr. apollo  Somewhere in Switzerland 27 Oct 20 7.59am |
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Originally posted by Spiderman
Sitting at a bar in Corfu, early 80s, 2 young ladies started seriously flirting with me, likening me to Phil Collins. My friend beat a tactical retreat leaving them both with me. My response.... threw up over them. What might have been! So you ARE Phil Collins
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| mezzer Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 27 Oct 20 8.03am |
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Originally posted by Spiderman
Sitting at a bar in Corfu, early 80s, 2 young ladies started seriously flirting with me, likening me to Phil Collins. My friend beat a tactical retreat leaving them both with me. My response.... threw up over them. What might have been! They could feel the vomit in their hair that night....did you cough it up in time with the drum solo?
Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry. |
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| Spiderman Horsham 27 Oct 20 9.41am |
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Originally posted by mezzer
They could feel the vomit in their hair that night....did you cough it up in time with the drum solo? Very good
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| Spiderman Horsham 27 Oct 20 9.43am |
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Originally posted by mr. apollo
So you ARE Phil Collins Against all odds , possibly
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| eric youngs headband amersham 27 Oct 20 12.28pm |
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Christmas Eve 1994 I was 17: outside a real s***hole of a pub I shouldnt have been in. I thought it would be a laugh to creep up behind a copper and knock his helmet off.... next thing i knew I was in the back of a meat wagon in cuffs. My mate somehow talked the old bill into letting me go on the promise he would take me home. As we left we heard "If we see either of you again tonight you will both spend Christmas day in the cells" Went home, passed out in my parents downstairs toilet, puked and shat myself all over the floor. Few hours later Christmas morning, my brothers came downstairs to a foul smell. My old man was furious and told me to clean up that f***ing mess and go to bed. My bird at the time wouldn't come near me as I stank of puke and I couldn't eat Christmas dinner cos I was still so hungover.. Have never drunk on Christmas eve since....
4 playoff finals, Claridge, Hopkin, Shipperley, Phillips.... Life's never dull! |
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| mr. apollo Somewhere in Switzerland 27 Oct 20 12.50pm |
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Originally posted by Spiderman
Originally posted by mr. apollo
Against all odds , possibly I'll take that at face value.
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| stevethenorm Hornchurch 27 Oct 20 12.57pm |
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Saying to my ex "GO ON THEN" as she was drunkenly waving a kitchen knife at me after she was shouting that I didnt cut her pizza correctly? 8 days later I left Mayday Hospital after being admitted with a collapsed stomach and a lung filling up with blood. Only time the stupid bint ever did as she was told.
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Teddy Eagle  27 Oct 20 1.22pm |
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| Tom-the-eagle Croydon 27 Oct 20 1.24pm |
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Originally posted by Spiderman
Sitting at a bar in Corfu, early 80s, 2 young ladies started seriously flirting with me, likening me to Phil Collins. My friend beat a tactical retreat leaving them both with me. My response.... threw up over them. What might have been! Shame. Sounded like an easy lover
"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit |
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| Tom-the-eagle Croydon 27 Oct 20 1.25pm |
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Originally posted by Teddy Eagle
So Teddy, why did you decide to propose at Oxford St Tube?
"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit |
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