I'll nip out and buy a card tomorrow if you all want to sign it. I'll also be having a whip-round so we can buy him a carriage clock from H.Samuels.

We'll all walk into his office and surprise him holding plastic glasses full of Lambrini.

He'll probably make a speech along the lines of 'I'm really going to miss all of you' whilst thinking 'thank feck I'll never have to clap eyes on that bunch of w@nkers again' and trying to keep his false smile going.

hes being paid millions, i think thats sufficient.

This is so classless. What’s money got to do with showing respect?

He’s paid mega bucks to manage a team in the biggest global sports business watched and scrutinised by billions which comes with high pressure and stress. He’s the oldest man to ever do it and still plugging away and is a local lad finishing his career with his boyhood club.

For the record, I’ve recently moved to the Roy out camp, but if fans can’t appreciate what a fantastic job he has done on the whole, they need to have a reassessment.

He deserves a lot of gratitude not just from Palace fans, but all fans for his contribution to game we all love. It will be very sad if Covid causes an empty stadium for his last ever game.

Well I’m not sure gratitude to Roy is needed as he is getting paid handsomely for doing a job he loves. I have more gratitude and empathy for the nhs in these very testing times.

I have more appreciation for him than I had for Fat Sam and Tony Pulis say, who just plain suited themselves and had no real loyalty to the club and fans at all.

I hope they fail miserably and to my enjoyment, they are...