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View kingdowieonthewall's Profile kingdowieonthewall Flag glorious Goring by sea 15 Oct 21 8.59pm Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

Originally posted by martin2412

Condoms when I was a teenager.

irresponsible boy.
(personally i only used em if i thought i'd shoot too soon.
stick 2 on..

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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View Forest Hillbilly's Profile Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 16 Oct 21 8.31am Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

I have loads of half-empty packs of small (decorating) paint brushes. Because it was cheaper to buy a pack of a range of brush sizes than to buy the large one you want/need.

Why does anyone need brushes not much bigger than a biro ?

 


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View becky's Profile becky Flag over the moon 16 Oct 21 10.41am Send a Private Message to becky Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add becky as a friend

Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly

I have loads of half-empty packs of small (decorating) paint brushes. Because it was cheaper to buy a pack of a range of brush sizes than to buy the large one you want/need.

Why does anyone need brushes not much bigger than a biro ?

Ideal for dusting your keyboard with.

 


A stairway to Heaven and a Highway to Hell give some indication of expected traffic numbers

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View kingdowieonthewall's Profile kingdowieonthewall Flag glorious Goring by sea 16 Oct 21 1.11pm Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly

I have loads of half-empty packs of small (decorating) paint brushes. Because it was cheaper to buy a pack of a range of brush sizes than to buy the large one you want/need.

Why does anyone need brushes not much bigger than a biro ?

that bit of wood inbetween the hinge and edge of door or staff beads that are crazy small etc.

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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View PalazioVecchio's Profile PalazioVecchio Flag south pole 16 Oct 21 2.14pm Send a Private Message to PalazioVecchio Add PalazioVecchio as a friend

Originally posted by martin2412

Condoms when I was a teenager.

ditto here. Sometimes not used cos i got carried away.

Often not used cos she replied 'no thanks' in the pub.

 


Pay for a BBC TV license ? yeah, right.

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View ASCPFC's Profile ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 16 Oct 21 2.24pm Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

Originally posted by PalazioVecchio

ditto here. Sometimes not used cos i got carried away.

Often not used cos she replied 'no thanks' in the pub.

You mean you understood consent all those years ago? Without endless lessons how did you know?

 


I used to put the manager's name in front of Red and Blue but got fed up with changing it. If someone cool becomes our manager then maybe..

Red and Blue Army!

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Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly

I have loads of half-empty packs of small (decorating) paint brushes. Because it was cheaper to buy a pack of a range of brush sizes than to buy the large one you want/need.

Why does anyone need brushes not much bigger than a biro ?

I'll have them off you.

 


Palace since 19 August 1972. Palace 1 (Tony Taylor) Liverpool 1 (Emlyn Hughes)

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View YT's Profile YT Flag Oxford 16 Oct 21 2.27pm Send a Private Message to YT Add YT as a friend

Originally posted by martin2412

Condoms when I was a teenager.

That could mean one of two things

 


Palace since 19 August 1972. Palace 1 (Tony Taylor) Liverpool 1 (Emlyn Hughes)

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Originally posted by ASCPFC

You mean you understood consent all those years ago? Without endless lessons how did you know?

i knew it from the look in her eye. Something between pity and disgust.

 


Pay for a BBC TV license ? yeah, right.

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Back in the early 70's I was chatting to this girl when she asked me if there was a Durex machine in the Gents.
Being pi$$ed at the time my reply was....

"Yeah if you have any change I'll go and get some for you"

She walked away, and only on my lonely journey home did it dawn on me.

The next day I told a couple of mates They were still laughing three months later

 

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Originally posted by nobody

Back in the early 70's I was chatting to this girl when she asked me if there was a Durex machine in the Gents.
Being pi$$ed at the time my reply was....

"Yeah if you have any change I'll go and get some for you"

She walked away, and only on my lonely journey home did it dawn on me.

The next day I told a couple of mates They were still laughing three months later

unfortunatly ive screwed up worse..
pissed in pub saturday lunchtime with a mate, got talking to 2 girls.
asked what we was doing after (pubs used to close at 2.30pm, re-open 5pm) we jokingly said ' watching a p***.'
they said theyd never seen one, but would like to!
so we invited them back but proceeded to play music loud instead and get on the beer further.
the dirty VHS never went on.
Idjit....

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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View Pete53's Profile Pete53 Flag Hassocks 17 Oct 21 10.19pm Send a Private Message to Pete53 Add Pete53 as a friend

Bell's yoghurt makers were once a popular purchase that very quickly found their way to the the top shelf of a kitchen cupboard never to be used again.

Foot spas also found immediate redundany and, in due course, a one way trip to the local car boot sale.

 

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