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The former world darts champion Ted Hankey has pleaded guilty to a charge of sexual assault. The 54-year-old, from Berry Hill in Stoke-on-Trent, appeared at Warrington Magistrates' Court, accused of intentionally touching a woman over 16 on 10 September.
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Originally posted by georgenorman
The former world darts champion Ted Hankey has pleaded guilty to a charge of sexual assault. The 54-year-old, from Berry Hill in Stoke-on-Trent, appeared at Warrington Magistrates' Court, accused of intentionally touching a woman over 16 on 10 September. That'll teach him for going for the double top.
'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen) |
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I can't say I'm surprised. I mean he did have a stroke on stage that time.
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May have just spilt something and a Hankey was on hand to wipe it.
Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry. |
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Many sensed a change when he left the BDO and joined the BDSM World Championships.
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I heard he's had three in a bed on numerous occasions.
Palace since 19 August 1972. Palace 1 (Tony Taylor) Liverpool 1 (Emlyn Hughes) |
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I've struggled to come up with one immediately but I like credit where it's due, a few good comments here
Now Zaha's got a bit of green grass ahead of him here... and finds Ambrose... not a bad effort!!!! |
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Someone should have told him she wouldn't play with his bullseye.
'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen) |
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Everyone knows that it is easy to mistake the phrase, 'In your dreams you fat b******' for 'Will you play with my tits?' Edited by Hrolf The Ganger (14 Apr 2022 8.28pm)
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Bully's Special Prize has taken a real turn for the worse.
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innnn jail!
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ONE HUNDREDDDDD n EIGHTTTTYYYYY days in jail
Touch my coffee and I will slap you so hard even Google won't be able to find you. |
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