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The former world darts champion Ted Hankey has pleaded guilty to a charge of sexual assault. The 54-year-old, from Berry Hill in Stoke-on-Trent, appeared at Warrington Magistrates' Court, accused of intentionally touching a woman over 16 on 10 September.
The darts player, whose nickname is The Count (or something like that) won the BDO World Championship in 2000 and 2009.

 

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Originally posted by georgenorman

The former world darts champion Ted Hankey has pleaded guilty to a charge of sexual assault. The 54-year-old, from Berry Hill in Stoke-on-Trent, appeared at Warrington Magistrates' Court, accused of intentionally touching a woman over 16 on 10 September.
The darts player, whose nickname is The Count (or something like that) won the BDO World Championship in 2000 and 2009.

That'll teach him for going for the double top.

 


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BlueJay Flag UK 14 Apr 22 1.41pm

I can't say I'm surprised. I mean he did have a stroke on stage that time.

 

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View mezzer's Profile mezzer Flag Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 14 Apr 22 1.50pm Send a Private Message to mezzer Add mezzer as a friend

May have just spilt something and a Hankey was on hand to wipe it.

 


Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry.

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BlueJay Flag UK 14 Apr 22 2.03pm

Many sensed a change when he left the BDO and joined the BDSM World Championships.

 

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View YT's Profile YT Flag Oxford 14 Apr 22 2.58pm Send a Private Message to YT Add YT as a friend

I heard he's had three in a bed on numerous occasions.

 


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View Nicholas91's Profile Nicholas91 Flag The Democratic Republic of Kent 14 Apr 22 3.12pm Send a Private Message to Nicholas91 Add Nicholas91 as a friend

I've struggled to come up with one immediately but I like credit where it's due, a few good comments here

 


Now Zaha's got a bit of green grass ahead of him here... and finds Ambrose... not a bad effort!!!!

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View Stirlingsays's Profile Stirlingsays Flag 14 Apr 22 4.48pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Someone should have told him she wouldn't play with his bullseye.

 


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View Hrolf The Ganger's Profile Hrolf The Ganger Flag 14 Apr 22 5.06pm Send a Private Message to Hrolf The Ganger Add Hrolf The Ganger as a friend

Everyone knows that it is easy to mistake the phrase, 'In your dreams you fat b******' for 'Will you play with my tits?'

Edited by Hrolf The Ganger (14 Apr 2022 8.28pm)

 

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BlueJay Flag UK 14 Apr 22 5.15pm

Bully's Special Prize has taken a real turn for the worse.

 

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View Hrolf The Ganger's Profile Hrolf The Ganger Flag 14 Apr 22 5.23pm Send a Private Message to Hrolf The Ganger Add Hrolf The Ganger as a friend

innnn jail!

 

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View Cannonball's Profile Cannonball Flag High in the Ozarks. 14 Apr 22 5.50pm Send a Private Message to Cannonball Add Cannonball as a friend

ONE HUNDREDDDDD n EIGHTTTTYYYYY days in jail

 


Touch my coffee and I will slap you so hard even Google won't be able to find you.

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