Spot on, i like your style.

“That’s a joke son, I say, that’s a joke.” “Nice boy, but he’s sharp as a throw pillow.” “He’s so dumb he thinks a Mexican border pays rent” “ “Son… I say, son, some people are so narrow minded they can look through a keyhole with both eyes.”__ Forhorn Leghorn

There's no need to start panicking if we lose to Leeds, as we will still have 8 games left to get the 5-6 points we need to ensure we stay ahead of the current bottom three, none of whom are likely to get 34 points

Out of curiosity I had a look at one of the Leeds United supporters websites, whilst most posters were rejoicing that Wilf was injured & others were hoping that their new manager & recent win was a sign that their season was in kickstart mode, I did notice a mention on their season ticket policy, they were saying that they recognise how the state of the economy was impacting the supporters ability to be able to afford to renew season tickets, so whilst the club had implemented a small increase in season ticket prices for the coming season in the event that they found themselves relegated to the championship there would then be a 10% reduction / refund, so at least they are considering that relegation may be a real possibility -

( I didn't see such an acknowledgment or refund offer on our renewals page, lol)

I truly believe that Southampton are down now - although one should never say never I suppose.
After that just perm any team from Wolves down albeit I expect them and West Ham to survive.
We are still in the mix although an (unlikely) win today would alleviate the problem.

Who is Johnson? Never heard of him.

Pretty close to ruling us out of the running