Spot on.

As unimaginable and awful a thing it is to say. What I’d give to hear us all roaring and rocking Selhurst again.

Now Zaha's got a bit of green grass ahead of him here... and finds Ambrose... not a bad effort!!!!

So you want to pick the team?

You have to think about how fan negativity will affect the players.

Our team thrives on great support home and away.

What do you mean by unable. It’s quite simple, Roy goes into Parish’s office and the conversation goes:

Parish: good morning Roy
Roy: good morning boss
Parish: all those in my office with a job take one step forward……
Parish: where are you going Roy and whilst you are there, there is a cheque in that envelope for you. Enjoy your retirement.

Job done, Bobs your uncle Fanny’s your aunt and we have an opening for a new manager.

I think when they play, Eze and Olise take hold of the game themselves which lifts the rest of the team. I honestly don’t think it’s anything Roy is doing.

In just over 4 months we have beaten Burnley, a seriously weakened Brentford and Shefield Utd.

The Blades are being slaughtered by everyone and still put 2 past us and came close to equalising.

So is this what the few fans remaining of Roy enjoy?

Critics of Roy don't expect riches but they do expect their side to compete and show a bit of fight. That was not on show at the Amex yesterday.

I have now sufficient funds to last me the rest of my life. Provided I don't buy anything.

I think it's becoming apparent that both are somewhat fragile and it's a risk to rely on them so desperately.

I have now sufficient funds to last me the rest of my life. Provided I don't buy anything.