mine are all from Pulp Fiction really and theres alot.

Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherf***er! Say "what" one more goddamn time!
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: NO!
Jules: Then why you trying to f*** him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't!
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to f*** him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be f***ed by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

that has got to be the best bit in that film other than that its the " Ahh man i shot MArvin in the face"

Whats everyone elses?

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Italian job (the original one) after the van has been blown to smithereens and Michael Cain says

- "you were only supposed to blow the bleedin' doors off"

Never be too ambitious - it'll save a lot of disappointment

Feris Beaulers Day Off (Sorry about spelling)

"What Kind of an Arsehole are you?"

"ain't you got any hobbies?"

"Surely you can't be serious."
- "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."

“Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion.”
–General Norman Schwartzkopf

TOMMY: Doesn't it make you proud to be Scottish?

RENTON: I hate being Scottish. We're the lowest of the f******g low, the scum of the earth, the most wretched, servile, miserable, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some people hate the English, but I don't. They're just w*****s. We, on the other hand, are colonized by w*****s. We can't even pick a decent culture to be colonized by. We are ruled by effete arseholes. It's a s***e state of affairs and all the fresh air in the world will not make any f******g difference.