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View dowie101's Profile dowie101 Flag Colchester 20 Oct 05 11.55am Send a Private Message to dowie101 Add dowie101 as a friend

Quote Moggy100 at 19 Oct 2005 10:08am

After spending hours of their life writing this rubbish you get a well deserved beating. Mmmmmm what's that I can taste, humble pie???

Ha ha bloody ha. Hopefully you will continue to be sad and carry on because it seems like good luck for the mighty seagulls.

Look forward to round 2 next month

Aw! Look how excited they are to be off the bottom of the table! It's heartwarming, it really is

Edited by dowie101 (20 Oct 2005 1:07pm)

 


Brighton Diaries!! - Voted funniest thread 2005/06

ALLEZ LA BLEU!!! and red

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View Christal Palace's Profile Christal Palace Flag 24 Oct 05 7.48pm Send a Private Message to Christal Palace Add Christal Palace as a friend

No Brighton Diaries...

Edited by Christal Palace (24 Oct 2005 7:48pm)

 


Peter Taylor's Red 'n' Blue Army!

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View Palace_Till_I_Die's Profile Palace_Till_I_Die Flag Brighton - full of scums 25 Oct 05 3.48pm Send a Private Message to Palace_Till_I_Die Add Palace_Till_I_Die as a friend

Whats happening with the Brighton Diaries this week then??

 


Born for Palace
Live for Palace
Die for Palace

Lets All Laugh At Charlton,
Lets All Laugh At Charlton
DaDaDaDa Ooo
DaDaDaDa Ooo

ANDY JOHNSON - TRUE PALACE LEGEND!

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View dowie101's Profile dowie101 Flag Colchester 25 Oct 05 3.54pm Send a Private Message to dowie101 Add dowie101 as a friend

Not sure if I want to continue them. There's still a sour taste in my mouth after last week. Do you guys still want them cause I have some material.

 


Brighton Diaries!! - Voted funniest thread 2005/06

ALLEZ LA BLEU!!! and red

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View Dulwich_Eagle's Profile Dulwich_Eagle Flag 25 Oct 05 4.01pm Send a Private Message to Dulwich_Eagle Add Dulwich_Eagle as a friend

Go for it...the result against us was a blip, they were back to sh*te normal last night against Sheff Weds

 


"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered" George Best

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View Palace_Till_I_Die's Profile Palace_Till_I_Die Flag Brighton - full of scums 25 Oct 05 4.03pm Send a Private Message to Palace_Till_I_Die Add Palace_Till_I_Die as a friend

Definately continue it. Dont let them spoil our enjoyment.

 


Born for Palace
Live for Palace
Die for Palace

Lets All Laugh At Charlton,
Lets All Laugh At Charlton
DaDaDaDa Ooo
DaDaDaDa Ooo

ANDY JOHNSON - TRUE PALACE LEGEND!

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View dowie101's Profile dowie101 Flag Colchester 25 Oct 05 5.24pm Send a Private Message to dowie101 Add dowie101 as a friend

17/10/05

McGhee announced he would drive the coach up to Palace tomorrow. "I want to show the players that I'm pulling my weight for them, so they should tomorrow pull their weight for me keeping a clean sheet. I'm not so bothered if we lose, just as long as we keep a clean sheet". McGhee later dished out copies of the notes taken from yesterdays crisis meeting to every squad member for them to revise.

18/10/05

Palace 0-1 Brighton
"I'm basically furious," said McGhee afterwards. "I spent all week tellling the lads to play for a 0-0 draw, and they've gone and won it. What do I have to do to get them to pay attention? Carrying on like this - winning games I've told them to draw - won't get us very far in this league."

The win was Brighton through and through, except the goal itself, which was provided by on-loan Man U defender Paul McShane. The goal-scoring hero wasn't letting the glory go to his head after the match. "I'm delighted to have scored this important goal for Brighton," he stated. "Now get me Ferguson on the phone. What more do I have to do to get out of this dump?"

19/10/05

McGhee threw the entire squad a party today in celebration of their win against Palace on Tuesday. Paul McShane was carried around on his teammate's shoulders, whilst Tamatha Pebbles put in an appearance wearing just red high heels and a Man United shirt. Leon Knight was later found slumped in the team showers, cradling a bottle of Jack Daniels and crying to Guy Butters, wondering where his superstar days had gone.

20/10/05

The squad was in for extended training tooday, in preparation for next Monday's match. "We're playing Sheffield Wednesday," said McGhee. "So we're starting our training on Wednesday. It's just a hunch but I think it'll help us get inside the opposition's heads and really understand their game. We certainly don't understand ours, so it's got to be worth a go."

21/10/05

Brighton today announced that the shirts worn by the Brighton squad against Palace would be put on eBay. "We felt the fans would want to own a little piece of history: a shirt worn in a Brighton away win. They're pretty rare collectors items." said a spokesman. "Hope we sell them though: we need the money to get the other ones clean since the washing machine broke down last week."

22/10/05

Brighton had the day off today as they are playing Sheffield Wednesday on Monday. So McGhee took his players on an oversees trip to keep the morale up. "I wanted somewhere continental like, so I looked at the club finances and came up with Isle of White. It's got a off-license for Leon and there's a fun fair for Kerry Mayo, so it should be a great day for the lads".

23/10/05

Brighton announced today that they would be erecting a statue of Paul McShane in honour of his winning goal. "The gold leaf and the diamond-studded seagull logo on his shirt might be a bit pricey," said the chairman, "But it's worth it to commemorate the greatest striker the Albion has ever seen."

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Brighton Diaries!! - Voted funniest thread 2005/06

ALLEZ LA BLEU!!! and red

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Quote dowie101 at 25 Oct 2005 3:54pm

Not sure if I want to continue them. There's still a sour taste in my mouth after last week. Do you guys still want them cause I have some material.


Absolutely.

One game where 11 guys soured the use of the Red 'n' Blue shirt should not put an end to a series of comic genius...

Wow, they won 0-1 against a team playing to 0.01% of their potential, by playing their heart out... Give McGhee a knighthood...

 


Peter Taylor's Red 'n' Blue Army!

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View stanstedeagle's Profile stanstedeagle Flag Brighton 26 Oct 05 12.08pm Send a Private Message to stanstedeagle Add stanstedeagle as a friend

Very clever interpretation/deflection of the result...enjoyable read again !

 

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View xlax's Profile xlax Flag Brockham 28 Oct 05 8.19am Send a Private Message to xlax Add xlax as a friend

Very funny

 


Beauty is in the eye of the beholder - get it out with Optrex.

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View palacelewin's Profile palacelewin Flag Smallfield 29 Oct 05 2.08pm Send a Private Message to palacelewin Add palacelewin as a friend

Just got back from holiday...read these and now have a massive smile on my face. Its a shame about losin too them but these just make me laugh.
Great work!!

 

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24/10/05
Brighton's grand renaissance in form continued this evening with a triumphant 1-1 draw at Sheffield Wednesday. Colin Kazim-Richards stole the point with a last-minute goal, sending both of Brighton's away fans into fits of excitement.

"I just want to dedicate this goal to my mum," said Kazim-Richards. "She always believed in me, even when Brighton weren't doing so well, she was always there to tell me that the manager was rubbish, or my team-mates couldn't pass to save their lives. Look at me now, ma!"

25/10/05
In celebration of yesterday's point, McGhee took the team coach on a scenic detour on the journey home, touring Sheffield's defuct steel mills. "These places used to be humming centres of activity, success and money," said McGhee. "Now they're burnt-out husks, mere shadows of their former glory, slowly decaying. It's funny, they remind me of something but I just can't think what it is."

26/10/05
A new monitoring system was introduced at Brighton's training ground today. "I've been looking at getting that ProZone system, so that I know all the stats for our player's performances," said McGhee. "But the budget didn't quite stretch. So I had a word with our tea lady Maureen, and she'll be noting down similar things with pen and paper from now on."

"I think I'll give the manager quite an insight," said Maureen. "Just today I've noticed that young Kerry Mayo over there tends to re-arrange himself a bit more than a respectable young man should. It's not the kind of example he should set to the young boys here." When told that she was actually looking at Leon Knight, Maureen stated that after 20 years perhaps she might need a new pair of glasses.

27/10/05
In an interview today, Mark McGhee stated that he would maintain the team's current attacking outlook.

"We've scored 4 goals in our last 4 games, which is an incredible strike rate. If we keep this ratio up, by the end of the season we'll have, oooh, at least a hundred I reckon."

28/10/05
Brighton fans were in dreamland for the second time in two weeks today, as the Home Secretary announced his approval for the stadium plans at Falmer. Fans massed at Withdean to witness chairman Dick Knight and celebrity supporter Fatboy Slim toast the decision with four bottles of Safeway's finest sparkling white wine.

Although the plans are controversial due to potential negative effects on the surrounding village and countryside, chairman Knight was confident it wouldn't be a problem. "If people want countryside, they can go elsewhere. This country is covered in grass and trees, what it needs is more top flight football. We're very concerned, however, about reaching out to local residents who may be worried about the development, and so we'll be sending out free Seagulls stickers to all the houses in the area."

"The plans look awesome," said Richard Carpenter. "Apparently, each stand actually has a roof. It's amazing what they can do nowadays. I'll be looking forward to playing at the new stadium against the best teams that League One has to offer."

29/10/05
The Brighton juggernaut rolled on unstoppably today, with a menacing 1-1 home draw to Ipswich.

"I really feel we've turned a corner," said goal-scoring hero Dean Hammond after the game. "Today's result sent a message to the rest of the league. It sent a message saying look, we could be out of the relegation zone any minute now. So think on."

In other news, rumours surfaced today that, in order to fund the approved stadium at Falmer, Brighton were considering various secret endorsement offers with certain squad members.

30/10/05
Brighton football club responded today to rumours of stadium sponsorship, stating that they would never compromise their integrity, and would declare all sponsorship agreements. Meanwhile, defensive lynchpin Guy Butters celebrated his birthday with a drinks reception at the club, and found time to give an interview.

"It's been a great couple of weeks: we've scored all these goals, and we've got the new stadium coming, but none of it quite compares to the Kenwood BM200 Bread Maker my wife got me. It's got 13 automatic programs with one hour keep warm function for maximum versatility, and is available in two colours. I can't wait to bake up some treats for the lads. Thank you Kenwood! And my wife, of course."

 


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ALLEZ LA BLEU!!! and red

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