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View the despotic banana's Profile the despotic banana Flag Dept. of Baboon Maintenance 07 Dec 06 4.16pm Send a Private Message to the despotic banana Add the despotic banana as a friend

What's red, 10 inches long, and makes a woman scream?


An abortion.

 


Ask me about Ronald de Boer.

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View Stuk's Profile Stuk Flag Top half 07 Dec 06 4.18pm Send a Private Message to Stuk Add Stuk as a friend

Quote saxoneagle at 07 Dec 2006 4:11pm

Quote morganistic at 07 Dec 2006 4:02pm

Quote Jonathan at 07 Dec 2006 3:56pm

Quote braunstoneagle at 07 Dec 2006 3:41pm

Quote Jonathan at 07 Dec 2006 3:40pm

AFE is going to be heartbroken when he reading this - thing everyone was lamenting his departure. His tragic sentiment has been ruined by some of the foulest jokes I have heard it a while. Excellent (the jokes not AFE's heartbreak!)

whats quite ironic, its the only thread that hes made that somebody other than himself has posted on....after finally achieving his aim, hes not here to bask in his glory


Bizarrely he seems to be sharing love and happiness on the BBS. [Link]


Edited by Jonathan (07 Dec 2006 3:56pm)


blimey. it seems nice over there though


I couldn't resist p*ssing on his bonfire

Ha ha, it's true though.

Niagara is like Blackpool, Niagara-on-the-Lake however is beautiful.

 


Optimistic as ever

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chollis Flag Dingly Dell 07 Dec 06 4.19pm

A man goes up to the ticket office at Waterloo

" a fuurrrstt claattthh weeetuurrn to dottinham pleathe"

"Have you tried sucking mentholyptus lozenges?" asked the attendant.

" Doooo theyyy cuuure dowwnnss syynndwome then?"
replied the man.

 


Loverman is a fcuking arsehole.

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View DeSouza's Profile DeSouza Flag In a cave 07 Dec 06 4.24pm Send a Private Message to DeSouza Add DeSouza as a friend

What do you say to a pregnant russian spy?


Your simply radiating dear!


I'll get my coat

 


*BUMP*

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View morganistic's Profile morganistic Flag 07 Dec 06 4.24pm Send a Private Message to morganistic Add morganistic as a friend

what's the difference between Abi Titmuss and the Boat Race?

you can only get a maximum of two cox in the Boat Race

 


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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

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View saxoneagle's Profile saxoneagle Flag Bromley 07 Dec 06 4.25pm Send a Private Message to saxoneagle Add saxoneagle as a friend

Similar to Sophie's:

Three mothers are in the waiting room of a gynecologist, and each of them was knitting a sweater for their baby-to-be.

The first one stopped and took a pill.

"What was that?" The others asked her.

"Oh, it was Vitamin C — I want my baby to be healthy."

A few minutes later, another woman took a pill. "What was that?" the others asked.

"Oh, it was iron — I want my baby to be big and strong." They continued knitting.

Finally the third woman took a pill. "What was that?" the others asked her.

"It was thalidomide," she said, "I just can't get the arms right on this f***ing sweater!"

 

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chollis Flag Dingly Dell 07 Dec 06 4.28pm

One from the link posted up by braunston....

2 firefighters were bumming each other in a smoke filled room when the fire chief came in.

What are you two up to?

He was suffering from smoke inhalation sir!

Well why didn't you do mouth to mouth then?

We did, but things just moved on Sir.........

 


Loverman is a fcuking arsehole.

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View Kermit8's Profile Kermit8 Flag Hevon 07 Dec 06 4.43pm Send a Private Message to Kermit8 Add Kermit8 as a friend

There was this Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman all drinking in a pub. What a fine example of tribal harmony.

 


Big chest and massive boobs

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View Superfly's Profile Superfly Flag The sun always shines in Catford 07 Dec 06 4.48pm Send a Private Message to Superfly Add Superfly as a friend

I almost forgot abour Helen Keller!

What did Helen Kellers parents do to punish her?
Left the plunger in the toilet

Why does Helen Keller use two hands to masterbate?
One to w*nk and the other to moan

Why did Helen Kellers guide dog leave home?
How would you like to be called pfhsfghdjasjkabx?

 


Lend me a Tenor

31 May to 3 June 2017

John McIntosh Arts Centre
London Oratory School
SW6 1RX

with Superfly in the chorus
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LiamC Flag Up Shit Creek, sans paddle 07 Dec 06 5.43pm

Quote Superfly at 07 Dec 2006 4:48pm


Why does Helen Keller use two hands to masterbate?
One to w*nk and the other to moan


HAHAHAHAHA!

 


I'll f*ck you 'til you love me, f*ggot!


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View reborn's Profile reborn 07 Dec 06 6.36pm Send a Private Message to reborn Add reborn as a friend

hahahahahaha Im going to burn.

Quote chollis at 07 Dec 2006 4:19pm

A man goes up to the ticket office at Waterloo

" a fuurrrstt claattthh weeetuurrn to dottinham pleathe"

"Have you tried sucking mentholyptus lozenges?" asked the attendant.

" Doooo theyyy cuuure dowwnnss syynndwome then?"
replied the man.


 


My username has nothing to do with my religious beliefs

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View jcreedy's Profile jcreedy Flag 07 Dec 06 7.37pm Send a Private Message to jcreedy Add jcreedy as a friend

Does this mean he's not coming to the HOL Xmas drinks?

 


It was my dream to play for Palace and to make my debut. I've always played for the club so if I'm playing here, I wouldn't want to be anywhere else.

- John Bostock (Nov 2007)

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