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View Forest Hillbilly's Profile Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 09 Feb 11 2.27pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

ODE TO GARY MOORE

Gary
Every dog has its day
But you are over the hill
and now far away

Walking by yourself
out in a field somewhere
Gary Moore
Gary no more

Edited by Forest Hillbilly (09 Feb 2011 2.34pm)

 


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View Mongo Like Clunge's Profile Mongo Like Clunge Flag Bumfuck City, Texas 10 Feb 11 9.08pm Send a Private Message to Mongo Like Clunge Add Mongo Like Clunge as a friend

An Ode To Ricky Martin

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Back when Ricky Martin was this month's flavour,
My ex-wife would get very sticky labia,
Watching his latin hips swivel and sway,
While I called him a big f*cking gay.

And I'm finally proved right he's an uphill gardener,
Shovelling cock down like a hungry philanderer,
Ascending more shafts than a trapped chilean miner,
Piercing his bedrock like a hammer through bone china.

He recently received an award for being a homo,
Pipping to the post a rent boy named Fernando,
For doing good deeds to those who love the c*ck,
And those who love to frot and scissor and shock.

So why is it then when I whistle at some slag,
I don't get an award for being one of the lads,
It's a symptom of this horrid society gone bad,
I tell you it's political correctness gone maaaaad.

 


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View morganistic's Profile morganistic Flag 09 May 11 5.39pm Send a Private Message to morganistic Add morganistic as a friend

Ri-Rihanna
Look at my home-made ba-banner
It says 'I bet you make love
In a very non-ladylike ma-manner'

 


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View beagle's Profile beagle Flag pom tiddly om pom pom 06 Jun 11 1.34pm Send a Private Message to beagle Add beagle as a friend

Louis Walsh is famous
For three things - thats a fact.
He's Irish (and gay one too)
And he sure as hell can't clap.

 


When the time comes, I want die just like my Dad - at peace and asleep.
Not screaming and terrified.
Like his passengers.

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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 08 Nov 11 6.10pm

Ode to Frankie Coccoza

Who?

 

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View Mongo Like Clunge's Profile Mongo Like Clunge Flag Bumfuck City, Texas 31 Dec 11 5.32am Send a Private Message to Mongo Like Clunge Add Mongo Like Clunge as a friend

An Ode To Adele

Your songs are about many relationships dysfunct,
Men who have left you brimming with spunk.

Given half a chance I'd join their swelling ranks,
Rolling you in the deep like a whale swimming in w*nks.

How dare you slim down you Croydon educated bruiser,
Your cum-buoyancy wanes like a WWII Cruiser.

Stay chubby or I'll have to set fire to the tears,
That I generate by becoming all of your fears.

The Dusty Springfield of now you're surely akin,
I wish you'd rest my nuts upon your chin.

So on to your break from music you do proceed,
Watch for me on your driveway on your tampons I feed.

Edited by Mongo Like Clunge (31 Dec 2011 1.29pm)

 


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View Cappucino_kid's Profile Cappucino_kid Flag Lincoln 31 Dec 11 8.21am Send a Private Message to Cappucino_kid Add Cappucino_kid as a friend

you are the modfather called weller
and you dress like a really smart fella
with the jam it was success all the way
the style council.....well a bit gay
you came back with blur and oasis
and played live at some very strange places
youve gone grey with some real grace
and we all still think your the face.

 

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Quote Mongo Like Clunge at 31 Dec 2011 5.32am

An Ode To Adele

Your songs are about many relationships dysfunct,
Men who have left you brimming with spunk.

Given half a chance I'd join their swelling ranks,
Rolling you in the deep like a whale swimming in w*nks.

How dare you slim down you Croydon educated bruiser,
Your cum-buoyancy wanes like a WWII Cruiser.

Stay chubby or I'll have to set fire to the tears,
That I generate by becoming all of your fears.

The Dusty Springfield of now you're surely akin,
I wish you'd rest my nuts upon your chin.

So on to your break from music you do proceed,
Watch for me on your driveway on your tampons I feed.

Edited by Mongo Like Clunge (31 Dec 2011 1.29pm)


cracking. welcome back mate

 


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Parfitt & Rossi
The Status Quo posse
You only know 3 chords
Either that or you're none too fussy.

 


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View Danger's Profile Danger Flag Playa del Merstham 06 Feb 12 8.49pm Send a Private Message to Danger Add Danger as a friend

An ode to Cheryl Cole

You're so much hotter,
than Gary Glitter,
Will you take it,
Up the alleyway behind the pub

 


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Lap Hing again Flag Dubai 31 May 12 9.59pm

Ode to Hot Chip

I see you guys and think you called Nigel
But all your songs are quite tuneful
I wish you could of come to sponsor my shop
But you look like nerds and probably get mugged by 468 bus stop

 

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View Forest Hillbilly's Profile Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 20 Jun 12 8.16am Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

The Flying Picketts had 2 hits
They both got on my tits
but now Brian is gone
I hated them all
ba ba,ba ba, ba ba ba bah
just a shame, it was 'only you'

Edited by Forest Hillbilly (20 Jun 2012 8.18am)

 


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