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View 3 Points's Profile 3 Points Flag Russian Federation 17 Feb 10 6.17pm Send a Private Message to 3 Points Add 3 Points as a friend

Whereas Lancing would be honoured to play at schlonglickers club.

 


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View Holmesdale Steve's Profile Holmesdale Steve Flag East Grinstead 17 Feb 10 11.53pm Send a Private Message to Holmesdale Steve Add Holmesdale Steve as a friend

I was cleaning my fridge out today and noticed a weasle looking animal running across my kitchen. In shock I dropped a jar and it landed on the animal covering its fur in the contents.

Brighton fans, are you familiar with chutney ferrets?

 


There's a bloke down my road who walks round in a Tesco's carrier bag. Turns out he is a brighton faggot.

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Farmer Jimmy Flag Under a rock for the last 3 years 17 Feb 10 11.57pm

A group of local tramps are holding a survey to find new ways of occupying themselves.
What kinds of Bum-Fun would you suggest?

 

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View Holmesdale Steve's Profile Holmesdale Steve Flag East Grinstead 18 Feb 10 12.00am Send a Private Message to Holmesdale Steve Add Holmesdale Steve as a friend

I've been clearing up my garden today and am absolutely covered in mud.

Brighton fans, do you have any suggestions on how to get sh1t out of your eye?

 


There's a bloke down my road who walks round in a Tesco's carrier bag. Turns out he is a brighton faggot.

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View Eagle_Eye's Profile Eagle_Eye Flag Coulsdon 18 Feb 10 3.46pm Send a Private Message to Eagle_Eye Add Eagle_Eye as a friend

Following Kraft's recent hostile takeover of Cadbury's I was wondering if Brighton fans assisted by offering their experiences of sneaking up Bourneville Boulevard and through back door?

 


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jelholyoake Flag 20 Feb 10 6.20pm

A weird guy down our road has an orangutan in his house and every now and then i hear him moaning that it wrecks his house if it gets out of its cage. He's a very thin a weak looking fella who isn't capable of dishing out physical punishment.

Are there any Brighton fans out there who can go round there and spank his monkey?

 


When i see him, it's gonna be painful. Skinny little cont.

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View Holmesdale Steve's Profile Holmesdale Steve Flag East Grinstead 22 Feb 10 2.11am Send a Private Message to Holmesdale Steve Add Holmesdale Steve as a friend

I have recently started playing medieval war games and need to buy some equipment. The teams are colour coded in brown and silver. I have managed to find some silver stuff on ebay but no brown.

Brighton fans, do you know anything about brown swords?

 


There's a bloke down my road who walks round in a Tesco's carrier bag. Turns out he is a brighton faggot.

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jelholyoake Flag 22 Feb 10 8.16pm

At Xmas we used to have those long brown biscuits. Haven't seen them in ages.

Any Brighton fans know where i can get chocolate fingers?


I love ths thread

 


When i see him, it's gonna be painful. Skinny little cont.

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Don Rogers Tache Flag hanging around the local Taco Bell... 22 Feb 10 8.22pm

Quote Lancing BHA at 17 Feb 2010 2:11pm

If you guys became regular stand-up comedians at Jongleurs Comedy Club, it would go into administration within a few weeks.


That's quite enough of your prancing, Lancing.

 


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View Holmesdale Steve's Profile Holmesdale Steve Flag East Grinstead 23 Feb 10 1.35am Send a Private Message to Holmesdale Steve Add Holmesdale Steve as a friend

I have decided to start growing my own vegetables in my garden to save a bit of money but don't have much experience. I know beans grow out of the ground and potatoes grow under the ground. I know apples grow on trees and peas are in pods. I would really like to grow some sweetcorn but am not sure how to do it.

Brighton fans, do you know anything about sweetcorn digging?

 


There's a bloke down my road who walks round in a Tesco's carrier bag. Turns out he is a brighton faggot.

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View The Sash's Profile The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 23 Feb 10 2.07pm Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

I have recently begun to coach a team of young men in the Brighton and District Sunday League.

Bless them - they are high on enthusiasm but we lack the most basic of facilities. Why, even though we have a few footballs we have only a very stringy, tufty weatherbeaten old net bag, belonging to one of the team, to carry them in - it full of huge holes so the Mitres keep falling out.

Can Lancing BHA advise on the what we can do to minimise spillage from an Eighteen year olds hairy ball sac ??

Edited by The Sash (23 Feb 2010 2:11pm)

 


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View The Sash's Profile The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 23 Feb 10 2.18pm Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

A friend of mine has recently gone all 'River Cottage' and bought a small plot of land in Sussex to grow vegetables and raise livestock. Everything is going swimmingly apart from everytime he goes to feed his lovely donkey 'Daisy' someone jumps out of the bushes, holds him up at gunpoint and then robs him of all his valuables.

Could Lancing BHA advise on whether this kind of 'Ass Banditry' is commonplace in Sussex ??

Edited by The Sash (23 Feb 2010 2:21pm)

 


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