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 Helmet46  Croydon 04 Mar 10 12.56pm |
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My friend is into re-enactments of famous battles of the great west. The other day he was due to re-enact Gunfight at the OK Coral and he was to play the famous moustachioed Lawman – Wyatt Earp. However, when he went to his wardrobe he noticed that some damp had got in there and some of his props had suffered. Do any Brighton fans have any advice as to the best way to buff up a rusty sheriffs badge in readiness to get shot up by bandits?
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| Holmesdale Steve East Grinstead 04 Mar 10 11.33pm |
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I was playing snooker the other day and was discussing favourite shots with my mate. Brighton fans, do you prefer the smooth pink or the tight brown?
There's a bloke down my road who walks round in a Tesco's carrier bag. Turns out he is a brighton faggot. |
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Forest Hillbilly  in a hidey-hole 05 Mar 10 5.37am |
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a friend of mine is a restorative painter. His latest project is to repair some damage to a portrait of Queen Victoria, but it is proving to be very tricky. Brighton fans, do you have any tips on how to touch-up an old queen with oils ? Edited by Forest Hillbilly (17 Mar 2010 7:16pm)
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weeksy1  Coogee, Sydney 05 Mar 10 1.21pm |
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It's my girlfriend's birthday coming up soon and she wanted to go to an expensive restaurant in London to celebrate. Brighton fans, have you ever been taken up the oxo tower?
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| weeksy1 Coogee, Sydney 05 Mar 10 1.53pm |
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A mate of mine works down the pits extracting valuable minerals when the other day he discovered a new savoury spread. Brighton fans, have you ever been Marmite mining?
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| jelholyoake 13 Mar 10 11.20pm |
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Superb thread ##bumped## so it doesn't disappear into obscurity.
When i see him, it's gonna be painful. Skinny little cont. |
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| Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 15 Mar 10 7.45am |
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Brighton fans, did watching 'Snakes on a Plane', give you the willies ? Or did you get those from the local public toilets ?
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| Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 15 Mar 10 10.58am |
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I heard a lot of Brighton fans returned from San Fransisco on their Summer Holidays last year very disappointed. They were expecting lots of male propositions, but all the American men wanted to know if they were into 'fanny'. The language barrier saved some asses.
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| Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 15 Mar 10 1.51pm |
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Phil (Fill) Brown. Currently available Brighton fans, I bet you would...
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The Sash  Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 15 Mar 10 5.21pm |
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I have been playing a lot of snooker lately and have been building some big breaks but I always seem to fall apart and get really jittery going for the old six pointer especially from one end of the table to the other. Any snookerists from the Brighton area know how to knock down a long pink one without choking ?
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Mongo Like Clunge  Bumfuck City, Texas 16 Mar 10 6.06pm |
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WANTED Brighton-based White Van Man needed to help shift several large and heavy stools. Good day rates, bring tools.
WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red wine? Fear not; drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed, to remove the stains. |
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| Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 17 Mar 10 11.48am |
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A tactical question for all you wannabe BHA football managers out there. You are managing a team of yesteryear stars and it is approaching half-time in a crucial match. Who are you most likely to pull-off at the interval ?
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