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Originally posted by boo909
Away, I'll have nothing to do with thee! (This really isn't fair now I think of it, Oswald gets all the best lines, if I was Kent I'd have carbonadoed your shanks long before this, haha) Well I started it, so of course I have the best lines.
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Don't heard the word "Bird" used these days in respect of a young girl.
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Originally posted by Willo
Don't heard the word "Bird" used these days in respect of a young girl. I once greeted a girl I'd been...um...intimate with, with he words "All right bird!" (We hadn't seen each other for a few months, she lived oop north) and she never spoke to me again, haha, the follies of youth eh?
Bangell - If Camus wrote The Myth of Sisyphus today, it would be about Jason Puncheon eternally trying and failing to pass with his right foot. |
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Calling a bird a Kronenbourg in that from behind she looked 16 but from the front she looked 64
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The other day in a local pub I used the word "Ruffians" and the chap who I was speaking to commented that he hadn't heard that word for years ! Just thought that one doesn't hear the term "Bovver boys" used these days. Edited by Willo (21 Jan 2018 9.47pm)
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Minge
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Originally posted by Rudi Hedman
I was running in a race, it was dripping down my face. When you’re sitting in a chair and you hear something tear...
"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02 |
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All burqa, no knickers. I (sometimes) miss working in Ilford.
Well I think Simon's head is large; always involved in espionage. (Name that tune) |
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