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 ex hibitionist  Hastings 20 Dec 16 3.49pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
No man, I'm not the poo police, I'm just repeating what I had heard. Don't worry, I don't go round correcting people about their poo-naming conventions. I was just running my mouth. What about the ones that secretly slide around one buttock without telling you that they are not becoming properly detached and which do not reveal the full extent of their nastiness until you first attempt to wipe before yet more unpleasant unfolds and you realise you are in for the long haul - what do we call those? A Sloppy Giuseppe perhaps? They are a great argument for bidets.
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| Part Time James 20 Dec 16 3.51pm |
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Originally posted by ex hibitionist
What about the ones that secretly slide around one buttock without telling you that they are not becoming properly detached and which do not reveal the full extent of their nastiness until you first attempt to wipe before yet more unpleasant unfolds and you realise you are in for the long haul - what do we call those? A Sloppy Giuseppe perhaps? They are a great argument for bidets. I dunno. I think I am out of my depth now.
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| ex hibitionist Hastings 20 Dec 16 7.08pm |
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or maybe a 'napalm' because of its adhesive qualities.
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| matthau South Croydon 20 Dec 16 7.11pm |
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I put a bum gun in 2 months back, best thing ever. £20 on amazon, connect to tubing back of loo, easy.
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| kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 20 Dec 16 7.33pm |
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Originally posted by matthau
I put a bum gun in 2 months back, best thing ever. £20 on amazon, connect to tubing back of loo, easy.
''.... must .. not.. look for this... on ..amazon...''
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tome  Inner Tantalus Time. 21 Dec 16 7.06pm |
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Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall
''.... must .. not.. look for this... on ..amazon...'' Always meant to get one of these actually, after using them in Asia. Must save a lot of money on loo roll, and a few trees to boot. Matthau, did you fix it to the cistern or the toilet bowl?
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| kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 23 Feb 17 7.56am |
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having a super king bed to yourself
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 Michaelawt85 Bexley 23 Feb 17 10.19am |
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Your estate agent phoning to say your landlord is sending builders in to measure for a new kitchen ... yay
When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC |
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| kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 23 Feb 17 12.35pm |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
Your estate agent phoning to say your landlord is sending builders in to measure for a new kitchen ... yay that's nice company for you
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| Hoof Hearted 23 Feb 17 12.52pm | |
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Originally posted by matthau
I put a bum gun in 2 months back, best thing ever. £20 on amazon, connect to tubing back of loo, easy.
What calibre is your bum gun?
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| Michaelawt85 Bexley 23 Feb 17 1.02pm |
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Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall
that's nice company for you Your really selling it to me..
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| kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 23 Feb 17 1.28pm |
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A cheese 'n ham toasted sandwich
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