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View sickboy's Profile sickboy Flag Deal or Croydon 18 Dec 16 11.34am Send a Private Message to sickboy Add sickboy as a friend

Not waking up with a hangover after an all day sesh. Result. Although i may still be drunk so hell is waiting for me later.

 

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View Michaelawt85's Profile Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 19 Dec 16 12.33am Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

A song you can't stop listening / dancing to...

This week's choice.. rudimentals remix of human by rag n bone man... Absolute quality

 


When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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View ex hibitionist's Profile ex hibitionist Flag Hastings 19 Dec 16 12.38pm Send a Private Message to ex hibitionist Add ex hibitionist as a friend

A s***e when you don't have to wipe you're arse. Unforgettable, fantastic. Absolutely bloody marvellous. No really. Makes life worth living.

 

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View kingdowieonthewall's Profile kingdowieonthewall Flag Sussex, ex-Cronx. 19 Dec 16 1.20pm Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

waking up with a chubby so fierce you could knock a door down with it(or put the wife in a wheelchair)

Although I suppose it could also be in the 'things that annoy you thread ' ?

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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View sickboy's Profile sickboy Flag Deal or Croydon 19 Dec 16 2.17pm Send a Private Message to sickboy Add sickboy as a friend

Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall

waking up with a chubby so fierce you could knock a door down with it(or put the wife in a wheelchair)

Although I suppose it could also be in the 'things that annoy you thread ' ?

Especially if you have nodded off on the bus/train/tram.

 

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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 19 Dec 16 2.20pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by ex hibitionist

A s***e when you don't have to wipe you're arse. Unforgettable, fantastic. Absolutely bloody marvellous. No really. Makes life worth living.

I concur. When you pull your pants up already calculating what you can do with your free minutes you've just accumulated. Time is precious and when I think back to how much of my life I have spent wiping my bum, it really makes me appreciate the times I don't have to.

 




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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 19 Dec 16 2.21pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by sickboy

Especially if you have nodded off on the bus/train/tram.

Funny you should say that. I rarely have saucy dreams but in my 20 minute train journey home from work I always have a good kip and have the most graphic fanny eating dreams.

 




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View sickboy's Profile sickboy Flag Deal or Croydon 19 Dec 16 4.28pm Send a Private Message to sickboy Add sickboy as a friend

Originally posted by ex hibitionist

A s***e when you don't have to wipe you're arse. Unforgettable, fantastic. Absolutely bloody marvellous. No really. Makes life worth living.

Known as a "ghostie", "angel poo" or "ninja".

 

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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 19 Dec 16 4.34pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by sickboy

Known as a "ghostie", "angel poo" or "ninja".

There is a difference between a ghost and a phantom.

I believe a ghost poo is when it's in the bowl but you don't need to wipe. A phantom requires no wipe and also there's no trace of it in the bowl leaving you wondering whether or not you actually went.

 




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View sickboy's Profile sickboy Flag Deal or Croydon 19 Dec 16 4.52pm Send a Private Message to sickboy Add sickboy as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James

There is a difference between a ghost and a phantom.

I believe a ghost poo is when it's in the bowl but you don't need to wipe. A phantom requires no wipe and also there's no trace of it in the bowl leaving you wondering whether or not you actually went.

You are quite correct. Apologies.

 

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Hoof Hearted 20 Dec 16 12.55pm

Watching Anchorman....

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That clip is hilarious!

NSFW (T1ts are mentioned)

 

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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 20 Dec 16 1.21pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by sickboy

You are quite correct. Apologies.

No man, I'm not the poo police, I'm just repeating what I had heard. Don't worry, I don't go round correcting people about their poo-naming conventions. I was just running my mouth.

 




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