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 manwitheagletattoo  Somewhere in England 28 Jun 17 11.03am |
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Come on Willo go with the flow and surprise us all, 😈
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 Michaelawt85 Bexley 28 Jun 17 11.21am |
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Just seen this on ladbible
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Attachment: | Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 28 Jun 17 11.30am |
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Originally posted by manwitheagletattoo
Come on Willo go with the flow and surprise us all, 😈 In my day when lads wanted what used to be called "Rubber Johnnies" they were embarrased to ask store staff or pay for them at the till. Not so long ago I was in a store and a young lady with a loud voice was actually asking for a particular type and all of us waiting in the queue could hear her conversation !
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| Part Time James 28 Jun 17 11.32am |
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I know a bloke that made a formal complaint in the Banana Bar because a greased dildo shot out and hit his chest leaving a dirty mark on his posh shirt.
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 28 Jun 17 11.33am |
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Originally posted by manwitheagletattoo
What about a "Rampant Pardew" does a little dance when it gets excited Edited by manwitheagletattoo (28 Jun 2017 8.34am) Guaranteed satisfaction for 12 months.
"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug" |
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| Part Time James 28 Jun 17 11.33am |
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Originally posted by Lyons550
yeah same, but at least I was always onside.
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 28 Jun 17 11.37am |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
"The de Boer", a very effective contraceptive device comprising of several dutch caps. Has been withdrawn from sale as it promotes dribbling in the box.
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| Michaelawt85 Bexley 28 Jun 17 11.44am |
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The clattenburg deluxe model Finest grade latex makes this the biggest and best c*** on the market. Likes to f*** weaker participants. Limited edition packs come with a large voice activated dildo. Trigger words such as crystal palace, eagles or Zaha and it will give you a hard shafting can be plugged into mains socket for extra power * Please note when purchasing that the plug in version is only compatible with the Manchester Power Network Edited by Michaelawt85 (28 Jun 2017 11.45am) Edited by Michaelawt85 (28 Jun 2017 11.45am)
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 28 Jun 17 11.44am |
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The Pulis, seems to be great right up until you start, at which time the bloody thing disappears. The Charlton - Tailored to each user to smell and feel just like their siblings. The Millwall - Solid, if underperforming, banned from most European countries. Prone to cause excessive internal damage due to faulty wiring. The Liverpool, classic model based on a retro feel. Usually fails when used anally (i.e. when in the proximity of the 'Crystal Palace Transmitter').
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| Michaelawt85 Bexley 28 Jun 17 12.11pm |
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Here's a challenge.. Someone with Photoshop mock this up and 're post with a BHA theme . I double dare you
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| Part Time James 28 Jun 17 12.16pm |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
Here's a challenge.. Someone with Photoshop mock this up and 're post with a BHA theme . I double dare you Who is it you are hoping to get red-carded?
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 28 Jun 17 2.00pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Who is it you are hoping to get red-carded? I'm prepared to offer an amnesty if it makes me laugh (i.e. make it actually funny).
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