I don't have photoshop. I do have that DVD though.

Doctor Doctor, I've got a Jeep, three ping pong balls, a rowing team and a badger stuck up my arse.

Go away Cucking, you're destroying the NHS.

I have to congratulate the contributions to this thread, some of the funniest stuff I have read in years.

The "Wright 'n' Bright": a double-ender, because if one end doesn't get you the other end will!

The "Jedi": big, hard and up the middle.

The "Mullery": the world's biggest v*****.

We don't do possession; we do defense and attack. Everything else is just wa**ing with a football.

When the doctors removed it , they also found a small plastic toy in her rectum as well . They were Kinder surprised.

Shed 7 - Maroon 5 . A real end to end encounter !

What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms
One's a Goodyear the other is a great year

How do you circumcise a hillbilly
Kick his sister in the jaw

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree
Hold on to your nuts this ain't no ordinary blowjob

South London & Proud
Sometimes I really wonder if family are really worth it.
Because it doesn’t matter how time and affection you give
It’s never enough