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Kidney beans make sick as a dog.
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Vegetables....evil little barstards.
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I heard of someone eating 'Kudu' for the first time and he had a number of very fluid bowel movements.
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Silica gel.
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Something about the sugar and peanuts in Snickers that can put me on the lav pretty fast. Chicken shop chicken isn't good for the intestines going by the slurry state of stools (not the furniture in such establishments. Don't stay at one. Could result in murder in some areas)
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Stopped at an Indian sweet shop for a couple of samosas which I love. Carried on driving after one and I'm not joking, I started to lose my vision and it felt like there may have been acid or a psychedelic drug added in. Hazy sh1t, man. Had to wait a while to get my sight back.
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bar 1 or 2 cups, I've not touched coffee for about 20 years.
Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents? |
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The smell of cold boiled eggs. It makes me want to chuck up like a mini Etna expelling lava. Edited by johnno42000 (17 Sep 2017 4.51pm)
'Lies to the masses as are like fly's to mollasses...they want more and more and more' |
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Mushrooms do my f**king head in. I vomited on my suit once because some prat ordered mushroom soup and I had a migraine.
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Mushrooms do my f**king head in. I vomited on my suit once because some prat ordered mushroom soup and I had a migraine. bloody psilocybins
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Allergic to alcohol and vinegar. Both bring me out in a rash within minutes of injesting them. Budweiser gives me a migraine Spring onion gives me indigestion Smell or sight of Mushrooms or egg is enough to make me heave repeatedly Anything from mcdonalds makes me sleepy to the point it feels like I have been drugged. Heard this called a mchangover
When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC |
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guaranteed to kick off my IBS,are sprouts,chillis,cream sauces,cucumber,strawberries,and many more I cant think of.
clowns to the left of me,jokers to the right |
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