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 lanzarote ron  East Grinstead 18 May 08 9.53pm |
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Q.What's the difference between Katie Price & a Kit-Kat
A.You only get four fingers in a Kit Kat.
When you're dead you don't know you're dead.
It is difficult only for the others.
It's the same when you're stupid.
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Don Rogers Tache  hanging around the local Taco Bell... 18 May 08 9.56pm |
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Q.What's green and smells of pork?
A.Kermits fingers!
I know you are but what am I?
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teejay61  The Cup of Sid 18 May 08 10.09pm |
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What do you call a man with seagulls on his head ?
Cliff
What do you call a man with no legs & no arms in a swimming pool ?
Bob
What do you call a man with no legs & no arms in a pile of autumn leaves ?
Russell
What do you call a girl who balances pints of lager on her head ?
Beatrix
What do you call a girl who balances pints of lager on her head, whilst playing snooker ?
Beatrix Potter
(i'm here all week)
Supporting the mighty CPFC since September 1971
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| lanzarote ron East Grinstead 18 May 08 10.44pm |
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Bloke goes to doctors with a lettuce up his a*se.
Doctor says its just the tip of the iceberg.(groan)
When you're dead you don't know you're dead.
It is difficult only for the others.
It's the same when you're stupid.
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| lanzarote ron East Grinstead 18 May 08 11.00pm |
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Whats irish and stays out all night?
Patty O furniture!
When you're dead you don't know you're dead.
It is difficult only for the others.
It's the same when you're stupid.
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| Don Rogers Tache hanging around the local Taco Bell... 18 May 08 11.01pm |
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Q.What's a hospice?
A.About a gallon.
I know you are but what am I?
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| Don Rogers Tache hanging around the local Taco Bell... 18 May 08 11.04pm |
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Q.What's the difference between a scouser and a coconut?
A.One's thick and hairy,the other one's a coconut!
I know you are but what am I?
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eagleeye  The dark side 18 May 08 11.28pm |
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I was playing poker with two african tribesmen last night..
Zulus ???
No actually I won ten quid..
Politicaly incorrect..and I don't give a s**t
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Proud to be an Infidel....Can't wait for the next crusade !!!
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| 87eagle london 18 May 08 11.56pm |
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Why did the mexican push his wife off a cliff?
tequila
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| robert_punk Edenbridge 19 May 08 12.24am |
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FINALLY A THREAD I CAN CONTRIBUTE TO!!!
How do you make a dog drink?
Put it in a liquidizer!
don't you just hate it when people write things they think are really clever here?
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| Ian77 19 May 08 12.32am |
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Did you hear the one about the fly sitting on the toilet seat?... It got p*ssed off...
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Johnny Eagles  berlin 19 May 08 6.44am |
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Bloke goes to the doctor as he has a load of strawberries stuck up his arse.
"Do you want some cream for that?"
...we must expand...get more pupils...so that the knowledge will spread...
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| eagles911 19 May 08 6.49am |
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What do you call a one eyed dinosaur??
Doyouthinkhesaurus!
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| danincyp Old Bexley 19 May 08 8.18am |
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Two parrots sitting on a perch;
One says to the other" can you smell fish?"
"I never did give anyone hell. I just told the truth and they thought it was hell."
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| Catfish Burgess Hill 19 May 08 8.39am |
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A man is walking through the woods and he sees a tiny little man sitting ona toadstool withhis head between his knees.
He asks, "Are you a Goblin"
He replies, "No, I've got a nose bleed"
Yes, I am an agent of Satan but my duties are largely ceremonial
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Jake d'Eagle  in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 19 May 08 9.37am |
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My dog's got no dictionary.
How does he spell terrible?
Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip,
Come on over to the Mothership, baby
[Link] Transformation is Happening
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| Jake d'Eagle in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 19 May 08 9.38am |
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What do you call a bear that smells of cheese?
A Camembert.
Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip,
Come on over to the Mothership, baby
[Link] Transformation is Happening
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| Jake d'Eagle in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 19 May 08 9.39am |
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I went to a celebrity crematorium the other day,
I saw Robert Browning and then I saw Catpain Cook.
Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip,
Come on over to the Mothership, baby
[Link] Transformation is Happening
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| Jake d'Eagle in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 19 May 08 9.41am |
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I went to the Airport the other day, and I saw a bloke getting on a plane whose Uniform was covered in black feathers.
He was a Crow Pilot.
Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip,
Come on over to the Mothership, baby
[Link] Transformation is Happening
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| chollis Dingly Dell 19 May 08 10.27am |
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I know a frenchman that poisoned his wife with a razor blade
He gave her arse a nick.
Loverman is a fcuking arsehole.
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