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I say,I say,I say......crap joke thread #2
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ParchmoreEagle  Belair 05 Jul 17 10.28am |
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Originally posted by Midlands Eagle
Elton John's real name was Reg - Reginald Dwight Oh! Ok TY!
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bubble wrap  Carparks in South East London 07 Jul 17 9.48am |
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My wife has become very insecure in her middle age. “I’m so jealous of you,” she said. “You’re still good looking and full of confidence.” “Don’t be silly,” I replied. “It should be me who is jealous of you.” “Really?” she asked, as her face lit up. “Of course,” I said. “You get to be married to me. I’m stuck with a fat arsed, miserable bitch.”
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| bubble wrap Carparks in South East London 07 Jul 17 9.53am |
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My wife went f***ing mental earlier when I called her a big fat rhino. She was screaming and shouting at me, calling me every name under the sun and threatening to beat the f*** out of me. I just stood there, frozen to the spot. Which was the safest thing to do as her vision’s based mainly on movement
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 Michaelawt85 Bexley 07 Jul 17 10.31am |
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Had to get my pet Lizard some Valium as he's been a bit stressed out lately. Now he's a calmer calmer calmer Chameleon!
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| Michaelawt85 Bexley 07 Jul 17 10.32am |
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Drew Barrymore. Now I just need to colour him in.
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| bubble wrap Carparks in South East London 07 Jul 17 11.31am |
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 rednblueblood 08 Jul 17 7.12am |
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My dwarf girlfriend has been feeling a bit down recently. People have been commenting on the difference between our heights.
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| BudgiesBeak London 09 Jul 17 3.54pm |
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This joke should really be told by a woman, but I can't help being male, so here goes:
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| Harpo Oxfordshire 11 Jul 17 11.06am |
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Originally posted by bubble wrap
Her I think that was part of the joke. Could you clear this up for us michaela? Edited by Harpo (11 Jul 2017 11.07am)
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| Michaelawt85 Bexley 12 Jul 17 4.05pm |
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A man goes to the doctor's says..
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| YT Oxford 12 Jul 17 4.41pm |
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Originally posted by Harpo
I think that was part of the joke. Could you clear this up for us michaela? Edited by Harpo (11 Jul 2017 11.07am) I read it as "I drew (Micheal) Barrymore" and then the 'her' reaction was a dig at the former ITV celeb. I'm probably totally wrong though!
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| Michaelawt85 Bexley 24 Jul 17 12.30pm |
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Originally posted by YT
I read it as "I drew (Micheal) Barrymore" and then the 'her' reaction was a dig at the former ITV celeb. I'm probably totally wrong though! Someone sent it to me on wattsapp and I took it to be michael barrymore. But on reflection probably should be drew barrymore in a she context.
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