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My mum commented to me the other day when my son had been ill for a few days, asking if he was still queer! I had to put her right on the saying, and my sons sexual orientation. It's an old saying for illness from yesteryear. Made me smile though, bless her.
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"Ten ton Tessie" Edited by Willo (23 Jul 2017 2.34pm)
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soft in the head
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"Skedaddle"
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Found myself telling my son that with the way his hair was, he ' looks like Little Lord Fauntelroy'
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Tart. I still use it though. There's a few tarts on Hol...mainly the blokes of course.
'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen) |
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wotcha!
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"Did you see that goal palace scored on Saturday?"
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watchemicallit Charlie Farnes-Barnes straight up (as in honest I'm telling the truth)
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Leave it out
'Lies to the masses as are like fly's to mollasses...they want more and more and more' |
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Flippin,Ada I'll ave yer guts for garters
Touch my coffee and I will slap you so hard even Google won't be able to find you. |
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Thick as two short planks
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