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lanzarote ron Flag East Grinstead 18 May 08 11.00pm Send a Private Message to lanzarote ron Add lanzarote ron as a friend

Whats irish and stays out all night?


Patty O furniture!

 

When you're dead you don't know you're dead.

It is difficult only for the others.

It's the same when you're stupid.
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Don Rogers Tache Flag hanging around the local Taco Bell... 18 May 08 11.01pm

Q.What's a hospice?
A.About a gallon.

 

I know you are but what am I?

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Don Rogers Tache Flag hanging around the local Taco Bell... 18 May 08 11.04pm

Q.What's the difference between a scouser and a coconut?
A.One's thick and hairy,the other one's a coconut!

 

I know you are but what am I?

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eagleeye Flag The dark side 18 May 08 11.28pm Send a Private Message to eagleeye Add eagleeye as a friend

I was playing poker with two african tribesmen last night..
Zulus ???
No actually I won ten quid..

 

Politicaly incorrect..and I don't give a s**t
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Proud to be an Infidel....Can't wait for the next crusade !!!
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87eagle Flag london 18 May 08 11.56pm Send a Private Message to 87eagle Add 87eagle as a friend

Why did the mexican push his wife off a cliff?
tequila

 
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robert_punk Flag Edenbridge 19 May 08 12.24am Send a Private Message to robert_punk Add robert_punk as a friend

FINALLY A THREAD I CAN CONTRIBUTE TO!!!

How do you make a dog drink?

Put it in a liquidizer!

 

don't you just hate it when people write things they think are really clever here?
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Ian77 Flag 19 May 08 12.32am Send a Private Message to Ian77 Add Ian77 as a friend

Did you hear the one about the fly sitting on the toilet seat?... It got p*ssed off...

 
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Johnny Eagles Flag berlin 19 May 08 6.44am Send a Private Message to Johnny Eagles Add Johnny Eagles as a friend

Bloke goes to the doctor as he has a load of strawberries stuck up his arse.

"Do you want some cream for that?"

 

...we must expand...get more pupils...so that the knowledge will spread...
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eagles911 Flag 19 May 08 6.49am Send a Private Message to eagles911 Add eagles911 as a friend

What do you call a one eyed dinosaur??

Doyouthinkhesaurus!

 
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danincyp Flag Old Bexley 19 May 08 8.18am Send a Private Message to danincyp Add danincyp as a friend

Two parrots sitting on a perch;
One says to the other" can you smell fish?"

 

"I never did give anyone hell. I just told the truth and they thought it was hell."
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Catfish Flag Burgess Hill 19 May 08 8.39am

A man is walking through the woods and he sees a tiny little man sitting ona toadstool withhis head between his knees.
He asks, "Are you a Goblin"
He replies, "No, I've got a nose bleed"

 

Yes, I am an agent of Satan but my duties are largely ceremonial
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Jake d'Eagle Flag in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 19 May 08 9.37am

My dog's got no dictionary.

How does he spell terrible?

 

Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip,
Come on over to the Mothership, baby

[Link] Transformation is Happening
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