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 kav  The Helicopter View 20 Jan 05 11.20am |
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Could try for the back door maybe?
Offering money`s not an option because in that case I might as well take my pick of a bunch of whores.
Patience is needed here and a bucket load of alcohol down her kneck this weekend.
Everytime I get high I lay my head on my baby's breasts
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| Selhurst Stallion Guildford 20 Jan 05 11.25am |
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Quote kav at 20 Jan 2005 10:28am
Update:Evening went quite well.Was pleased to find out that I`m not going mad and that in fact she`s got the painters in.That`ll explain a few things.
So it`s sit tight for a few more days and then the troops will be unleashed.
Loved to have heard the conversation!
Kav : Enjoy your meal?
Bird : Yes thanks.
Kav : Good enough to let me bone you?
Bird : I would but I've got the painters in.
Kav : That's a relief, I've been worried all this time that you've just been teasing me and didn't want me to introduce my Purple Headed Womb Broom to your Clapping Fish and all my mates on The HOL have been helping with advice on what to do next. Can't wait until you stop bleeding.
Edited by Selhurst Stallion (20 Jan 2005 11:31am)
"Friend first, Boss second..Probably chilled out entertainer third" - David Brent 2002.
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| kav The Helicopter View 20 Jan 05 11.35am |
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Freaky!!!!!!
Everytime I get high I lay my head on my baby's breasts
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| kav The Helicopter View 21 Jan 05 10.32am |
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That baby oil massage(that nobody suggested!)worked wonders.
Everytime I get high I lay my head on my baby's breasts
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| Selhurst Stallion Guildford 21 Jan 05 10.55am |
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Get In!!
"Friend first, Boss second..Probably chilled out entertainer third" - David Brent 2002.
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| Oliver Bodega Bay 21 Jan 05 11.11am |
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Quote kav at 20 Jan 2005 10:28am
Update:Evening went quite well.Was pleased to find out that I`m not going mad and that in fact she`s got the painters in.That`ll explain a few things.
So it`s sit tight for a few more days and then the troops will be unleashed.
Are you definitely sure she has the painters in (have you seen any evidence!) sounds like it could be a cock teasers excuse.
Strongly recommend getting her pissed in order for her to loose any inhibitions. May take her for meal as well.
I have prepared one of my own time capsules. I have placed some rather large samples of dynamite, gunpowder and nitroglycerin. My time capsule is set to go off in the year 3000. It will show them what we are really like.
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| kav The Helicopter View 21 Jan 05 12.00pm |
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She`s definitely on.The bathroom waste bin doesn`t lie and she`s the only girl in the house.So unless there`s something I don`t know about.
The great thing is she says it`s my turn tonight!She also stated that she wants to get pissed tonight!
If there`s a God above the old reds will have finished playing today.
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Johnny Eagles  berlin 22 Jan 05 2.36am |
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No woman is worth all this hassle.
So much grief... you'd be better off just having a w***.
...we must expand...get more pupils...so that the knowledge will spread...
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| scooterboy697 Crawley 23 Jan 05 12.34pm |
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So have you done her yet. 
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| kav The Helicopter View 24 Jan 05 10.35am |
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Johnny,you are f***ing right.I`ve convinced myself it ain`t worth it.When it starts affecing my job that`s it.Time to concentrate on meself.If it happens,it happens,I ain`t gonna loose sleep over it.F*cking nightmare. Quote Johnny Eagles at 22 Jan 2005 2:36am
No woman is worth all this hassle.
So much grief... you'd be better off just having a w***.
Everytime I get high I lay my head on my baby's breasts
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| Oliver Bodega Bay 24 Jan 05 4.42pm |
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I think you going to have to play the long game here and wear her down. Be persistent and eventually you’ll get you nuts in.
I have prepared one of my own time capsules. I have placed some rather large samples of dynamite, gunpowder and nitroglycerin. My time capsule is set to go off in the year 3000. It will show them what we are really like.
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| Penge Eagle Beckenham 02 Feb 05 11.30pm |
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Any updates Kav?
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| Smokey Hiding under Syd Little's floorboa... 02 Feb 05 11.39pm |
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He won't answer you.
His lifeless body is probably in a freezer by now.
"Technically, I've been bummed". - Matt_Himself , Barcelona, Jan 2005
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| kav The Helicopter View 03 Feb 05 11.10am |
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Penge,I`ve been getting on with things and playing it disinterested.Seems to be working slowly but surely.Some of her coments suggest that she knows she`s been abit of a tease and she`s paying me a fair bit of attention with her comments and compliments.
Now I`m having abit of fun in a sense.Slowly,slowly,catchy monkey.THEN WALLOP!!!
At least that`s the idea. Quote Penge Eagle at 02 Feb 2005 11:30pm
Any updates Kav?
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| Smokey Hiding under Syd Little's floorboa... 03 Feb 05 11.20am |
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Take no notice Penge, that's not Kav.
The bunny boiler has been through his things, located passwords and so on and is now impersonating him.
In fact, she's probably sitting in front of his PC dressed in layers and layers of his clothes. Has put on a false beard to make her feel more man-like and is talking to herself in a deep voice.
The freak.
"Technically, I've been bummed". - Matt_Himself , Barcelona, Jan 2005
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| kav The Helicopter View 03 Feb 05 12.05pm |
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I can asure you I am(currently)alive and well.If you care to test my knowledge on Slova...I mean Eenglish footbol the situation will be revealed,no?
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RICKY  Essex 03 Feb 05 1.01pm |
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Kav, Me and a few mates met some very nice Slovakian girls in Watford last weekend and ended up having quiet a good time with them. Only problem I got lumbered with one that looked like Milos Baros which put me right off, wasn't your girl I hope.
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| kav The Helicopter View 03 Feb 05 1.16pm |
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I wouldn`t be wanting it if it was a Baros lookalike,Ricky!
Jackie Stallone`s another matter?!
 
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tome  Inner Tantalus Time. 04 Feb 05 1.46pm |
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So, no luck as yet mate? Have you tried spiking her drinks?
A one and a two...
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pefwin  Where you have to have an English ... 09 Feb 05 1.02pm |
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Kav,
Anything lined up for Valentine's Day? Or have you given up?
"Everything is air-droppable at least once."
"When the going gets tough, the tough call for close air support."
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