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Don Rogers Tache  hanging around the local Taco Bell... 19 May 08 12.30pm |
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What's brown and sticky? A stick.
I know you are but what am I? |
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 Dazzling  Sutton 19 May 08 12.36pm |
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Quote john_the_eagle at 18 May 2008 7:56pm
What do you call a Deer with no eyes? No idea.
Still no idea.
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| DaveTheGnome 19 May 08 12.51pm |
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What do you call a man with no shins? Tony. Why did the hairdresser smother a man in pooh? Because he asked for a number two all over. Edited by DaveTheGnome (19 May 2008 12:54pm)
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| Mr Statto Ifield 19 May 08 12.52pm |
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What do you call a woman with tiles on her head? Ruth What do you call a woman with egg & chips on her head? Cath What do you call a man with 100 rabbits up his arse? Warren What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Doug What do you call a man without a spade in his head? Douglas What do you call a man with a tree in his head? Edward What do you call a man with three trees in his head? Edward Woodward
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That's just the ramblings of a madman | baldockeagle Baldock (via Sutton & Wallington) 19 May 08 2.11pm |
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Why does Edward Woodward have four "D's" in his name. Otherwise he'd be called Eeee-wahhh woohhh-wahhh.
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Jake d'Eagle  in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 19 May 08 2.32pm |
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What's white and wears Check Trousers? Rupert The Fridge.
Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip, [Link] Transformation is Happening |
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| chollis Dingly Dell 19 May 08 3.09pm |
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I used to own a paper shop. It blew away.
Loverman is a fcuking arsehole. |
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| Jake d'Eagle in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 19 May 08 3.12pm |
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I'm a bi-lingual Illiterate. I can't read or write in Polish or Russian
Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip, [Link] Transformation is Happening |
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eagleeye  The dark side 19 May 08 3.15pm |
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Why do american astronaughts take cocacola on the shuttle with them ???
Politicaly incorrect..and I don't give a s**t Proud to be an Infidel....Can't wait for the next crusade !!! |
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| Jake d'Eagle in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 19 May 08 3.18pm |
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What did the slug say to the snail? Big Issue?
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| dannyh wherever I lay my hat....... 19 May 08 3.44pm |
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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton, Its said concentrate on the side. How do you make a blondes eyes light up, Shine a torch in her ears. Whats the first thing that goes through a flies mind when it hits your windscreen. Its arse Edited by dannyh (19 May 2008 3:45pm)
"It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'" |
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| Mr Statto Ifield 19 May 08 3.44pm |
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Quote Jake d'Eagle at 19 May 2008 3:18pm
What did the slug say to the snail? Big Issue?
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