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Don Rogers Tache  hanging around the local Taco Bell... 19 May 08 4.26pm |
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Quote lanzarote ron at 19 May 2008 4:23pm
Little girl gets lost in Tesco's, security guard asks her 'what's your mum like?' Little girl replies 'Big cocks and vodka'
I know you are but what am I? |
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 kenteagle  Lordswood 19 May 08 4.27pm |
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Whats green has six legs & wears a chequered scarf. Rupert the Snooker Table
About as useful as a sock on a Chicken! |
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Jake d'Eagle  in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 19 May 08 4.30pm |
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I wrote a book on Penguins once. I should have used a PC
Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip, [Link] Transformation is Happening |
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| Jake d'Eagle in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 19 May 08 4.32pm |
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The invisible man married an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
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| Jake d'Eagle in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 19 May 08 4.32pm |
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Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
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| lanzarote ron East Grinstead 19 May 08 4.33pm |
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A man scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive woman
When you're dead you don't know you're dead. It is difficult only for the others. It's the same when you're stupid. |
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| Jake d'Eagle in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 19 May 08 4.33pm |
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A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
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| Jake d'Eagle in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 19 May 08 4.34pm |
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I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died.'"
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| Jake d'Eagle in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 19 May 08 4.36pm |
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My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes it kind of hard for him to come out of the closet.
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| Southampton_Eagle At the after party 19 May 08 4.37pm |
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Quote Jake d'Eagle at 19 May 2008 4:33pm
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: "A beer please, and one for the road." Two bits of black tarmac having a pint in the pub when a piece of green tarmac walks in. 1st black tarmac says to 2nd black tarmac 'Steer clear of him, he's a cyclepath'
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| Jake d'Eagle in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 19 May 08 4.37pm |
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I was stopped once for going 53 in a 35 mile zone, but I told em I had dyslexia.
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| Southampton_Eagle At the after party 19 May 08 4.38pm |
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Two pieces of chewing gum sat in the pub when a Locket walks in. One bit of gum says to the other 'watch him, he's fcuking menthol' Edited by Southampton_Eagle (19 May 2008 4:39pm)
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