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Peaches Geldof has been found dead. Poppers, e's and whizz were found in the kitchen.
Clinton is Clinton. I have known him for a long time, I know his mother... Simon Jordan |
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the Chinese plane that went down, its been reported they've found the wings................now all they need to do is find the wongs.
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A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. I could-n't help noticing how happy you look"" she said. Whats your secret for a long happy life?""i smoke 3 packs of cigs a day"" he said. I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never exercise.
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I've recently been reading long records of historical events while making love. I'm starting to enjoy annal sex. (Rubbish joke but I actually made it up myself!)
...we must expand...get more pupils...so that the knowledge will spread... |
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Quote Johnny Eagles at 16 Apr 2014 10.48pm
I've recently been reading long records of historical events while making love. I'm starting to enjoy annal sex. (Rubbish joke but I actually made it up myself!) Probably sounds funnier in German
Pinch me, I'm dreaming, but if it is don't let me know. |
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WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH A SEAGULL ON HIS HEAD? CLIFF. Up their sleevies. --------- "May I push your stool in sir?"
I also enjoy posting on: Love Everton Forum, the Acceptable Face of Scouse Football. |
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Remember, That's why I don't eat their sausages. The National Dyslexia Association.
I also enjoy posting on: Love Everton Forum, the Acceptable Face of Scouse Football. |
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"Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?" "Don't buy one of those baby intercoms. Babies pretend to be dead. They're b******s, and they do it on purpose. " A couple of Billy Connolly classics...I was going to add his Rangers vs Celtic gag (the one with poo in the shoe) but it's too long and I'm too lazy.
I also enjoy posting on: Love Everton Forum, the Acceptable Face of Scouse Football. |
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Quote Johnny Eagles at 16 Apr 2014 10.48pm
I've recently been reading long records of historical events while making love. I'm starting to enjoy annal sex. (Rubbish joke but I actually made it up myself!)
Or sex to celebrate a divorce - annul sex. Edited by Mapletree (01 May 2014 5.05pm)
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Touch my coffee and I will slap you so hard even Google won't be able to find you. |
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I was really surprised to hear that Boko Haram had taken all those girls, I always thought that 'A whiter shade of pale' was such a peaceful song.
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