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Johnny Eagles Flag berlin 03 Feb 15 4.25pm Send a Private Message to Johnny Eagles Add Johnny Eagles as a friend

A mate of mine recently revealed to me that he prefers not to lay a cable while at work.

I was a bit dumbfounded to be honest. I don't think twice about it.

 

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Hoof Hearted 03 Feb 15 4.33pm

I prefer to download at home in my own bathroom.

You can have a 'proper' clean up afterwards rather than a wipe with a bit of paper in a cubicle.

Laying a cable at work leads to chugnuts (or dangleberries).

 
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baldeagle73 Flag Leamington spa 03 Feb 15 4.39pm Send a Private Message to baldeagle73 Add baldeagle73 as a friend

Never s*** at work or in pubs or clubs

 

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Part Time James Flag 03 Feb 15 4.49pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

I never used to. I was known for it in my office "The chap who doesn't poo at work", I was almost an outcast for it. Then one day the old monkey tail popped out to say hello and I couldn't odds it. Since then I'm almost disappointed if the contractions don't start at work as it's become part of my daily routine.

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npn Flag Crowborough 03 Feb 15 4.52pm Send a Private Message to npn Add npn as a friend

Dropping the kids off at the pool while being paid for it - what's not to love?

I used to have a little application on my PC - "what's my poo worth?". Give it your hourly salary, hit the button when you head off to trap 2, press the button again on your return, and you are presented with the amount of cash you've just been paid for evacuating your bowels!

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LABoxers Flag Wallington 03 Feb 15 4.58pm Send a Private Message to LABoxers Add LABoxers as a friend

Defo crap at work!

You're getting paid to poo!!!

 
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OknotOK Flag Cockfosters, London 03 Feb 15 5.01pm Send a Private Message to OknotOK Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add OknotOK as a friend

Mate of my mine at my old work used to stand up, ask those around if he could borrow a newspaper, and proudly stride off to the bogs, returning some minutes later.

 

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Oliver Flag Bodega Bay 03 Feb 15 5.05pm Send a Private Message to Oliver Add Oliver as a friend

Hell yeah

 

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blind eagle Flag Covington.Tennessee 03 Feb 15 5.08pm Send a Private Message to blind eagle Add blind eagle as a friend

Quote Johnny Eagles at 03 Feb 2015 4.25pm

A mate of mine recently revealed to me that he prefers not to lay a cable while at work.

I was a bit dumbfounded to be honest. I don't think twice about it.


Yes all the time!. It makes for a shorter day!

 
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Moose Flag In the sewer pipe... 03 Feb 15 5.11pm Send a Private Message to Moose Add Moose as a friend

Yes, but occasionally use the bogs on the disused floor below ours, if conditions are forecast to be scorching. Also longer to walk = more pay for your poo.

 

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morganistic Flag 03 Feb 15 5.43pm Send a Private Message to morganistic Add morganistic as a friend

Funnily enough i've just arrived at work and went straight for a massive sh*t. The pleasantries had to wait.

 

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martinb75 Flag Tampere 03 Feb 15 6.43pm Send a Private Message to martinb75 Add martinb75 as a friend

Quote npn at 03 Feb 2015 4.52pm

Dropping the kids off at the pool while being paid for it - what's not to love?

I used to have a little application on my PC - "what's my poo worth?". Give it your hourly salary, hit the button when you head off to trap 2, press the button again on your return, and you are presented with the amount of cash you've just been paid for evacuating your bowels!

[smalwhat a fantastic "crap app"

 
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