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View mezzer's Profile mezzer Flag Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 02 Sep 16 9.43am Send a Private Message to mezzer Add mezzer as a friend

I took the mickey out of someone with tinnitus once.

His rebuke is still ringing in my ears.

 


Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry.

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View 20 Spaces Isnt Enoug's Profile 20 Spaces Isnt Enoug Flag Bolton 02 Sep 16 10.20am Send a Private Message to 20 Spaces Isnt Enoug Add 20 Spaces Isnt Enoug as a friend

5 Facts about Me...

1- I broke my wrist in 2 places changing a light bulb.

2- I'm triskaidekaphobic.

3- I'm a professional gambler

4- I love Susie Dent [ probably because she reminds me
of my late wife ]

5- I threw a cribbage board on Northampton's pitch
during a Palace match.

6- I can't count.

 

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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 02 Sep 16 11.50am Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by 20 Spaces Isnt Enoug

5 Facts about Me...

1- I broke my wrist in 2 places changing a light bulb.

2- I'm triskaidekaphobic.

3- I'm a professional gambler

4- I love Susie Dent [ probably because she reminds me
of my late wife ]

5- I threw a cribbage board on Northampton's pitch
during a Palace match.

6- I can't count.

I love these answers.

I don't know why the Holmesdale website does a spotlight on the Crystals. All of their answers are the same "I like dancing and my favourite emoji is like so the smiley face one". Spotlight on the forum deviants would be far more entertaining.

I'd go as far as to say I'd rather see you throw a cribbage board on the pitch before every game than watching some young ladies doing a dance.

 




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View monkey's Profile monkey Flag Sittingbourne 02 Sep 16 2.40pm Send a Private Message to monkey Add monkey as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James

Well I did try to ring your club for more info...

Don't believe you, what a load of old bells

 

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View monkey's Profile monkey Flag Sittingbourne 02 Sep 16 2.41pm Send a Private Message to monkey Add monkey as a friend

Originally posted by mezzer

I took the mickey out of someone with tinnitus once.

His rebuke is still ringing in my ears.

Listen ear, that's not funny!!

 

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View jimruss's Profile jimruss Flag Sidcup 02 Sep 16 3.17pm Send a Private Message to jimruss Add jimruss as a friend

1) I'm 6ft 5in tall
2) I have size 14 feet
3) I'm half scottish
4) I broke my right arm falling off a horse
5) I fractured a bone in my left shoulder when I fell doing a trail race

 

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View mezzer's Profile mezzer Flag Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 02 Sep 16 4.07pm Send a Private Message to mezzer Add mezzer as a friend

Originally posted by jimruss

1) I'm 6ft 5in tall
2) I have size 14 feet
3) I'm half scottish
4) I broke my right arm falling off a horse
5) I fractured a bone in my left shoulder when I fell doing a trail race

6ft 5 and size 14 feet and you got on a horse

How could you break your right arm with both feet on the ground either side of it?

 


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View jimruss's Profile jimruss Flag Sidcup 02 Sep 16 4.41pm Send a Private Message to jimruss Add jimruss as a friend

Originally posted by mezzer

6ft 5 and size 14 feet and you got on a horse

How could you break your right arm with both feet on the ground either side of it?

Very good. I was about 11 at the time, I probably should have said that

 

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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 02 Sep 16 4.43pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by jimruss

Very good. I was about 11 at the time, I probably should have said that

How big were your feet?

 




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View Southampton_Eagle's Profile Southampton_Eagle Flag At the after party 02 Sep 16 4.52pm Send a Private Message to Southampton_Eagle Add Southampton_Eagle as a friend

1) I can't dance
2) I can't talk
3) The only thing about me is the way I walk
4) I hate Phil Collins
5) And Bryan Adams

 

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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 02 Sep 16 4.56pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by Southampton_Eagle

1) I can't dance
2) I can't talk
3) The only thing about me is the way I walk
4) I hate Phil Collins
5) And Bryan Adams

Is the last comment the odd one out? Bryan Adams wasn't in Genesis right?

 




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View Southampton_Eagle's Profile Southampton_Eagle Flag At the after party 02 Sep 16 4.58pm Send a Private Message to Southampton_Eagle Add Southampton_Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James

Is the last comment the odd one out? Bryan Adams wasn't in Genesis right?

He wasn't. Doesn't stop me hating him. Was sh*tfaced in the hotel bar in Portugal when a Bryan Adams song came on & I loudly shouted C*NT! Suffice to say I was getting filthy looks for the rest of the week.

 

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