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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 07 Sep 16 9.53am Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Blokes who dress like Clarkson (white shirt, jeans, suit jacket). They are almost always bell ends. And when I say almost I just meant to say "always" twice.

 




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Originally posted by Part Time James

Blokes who dress like Clarkson (white shirt, jeans, suit jacket). They are almost always bell ends. And when I say almost I just meant to say "always" twice.

Agree .. can't stand jeans with a suit jacket. Same with essex types who wear loafers with shorts or jeans and no socks. Total bells usually

 


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View Stuk's Profile Stuk Flag Top half 07 Sep 16 2.05pm Send a Private Message to Stuk Add Stuk as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James

Blokes who dress like Clarkson (white shirt, jeans, suit jacket). They are almost always bell ends. And when I say almost I just meant to say "always" twice.

Wrong thread perhaps?

 


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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 07 Sep 16 3.05pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by Stuk

Wrong thread perhaps?

Haha! So it is! I saw someone saying a group of people were c**ts and assumed I knew where I was.

Oh well!

 




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Originally posted by Part Time James

Haha! So it is! I saw someone saying a group of people were c**ts and assumed I knew where I was.

Oh well!

I thought so. If it wasn't you were doing a nice hatchet job on yourself

 


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View ex hibitionist's Profile ex hibitionist Flag Hastings 10 Sep 16 8.51am Send a Private Message to ex hibitionist Add ex hibitionist as a friend

Originally posted by Stuk

Wrong thread perhaps?

they say wearing red trousers is a tell-tale sign of bellendedness - there's even a website called 'look at my f*cking red trousers' ...

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View Percy of Peckham's Profile Percy of Peckham Flag Eton Mess 10 Sep 16 9.49am Send a Private Message to Percy of Peckham Add Percy of Peckham as a friend

Originally posted by ex hibitionist

they say wearing red trousers is a tell-tale sign of bellendedness - there's even a website called 'look at my f*cking red trousers' ...

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I think you also have to wear a hat and cravat AND drive a jag for the total effect.

Used to have an American brother-in-law who wore lemon yellow trousers with hunting scenes on plus a cravat and cowboy hat. He usually carried a bottle of Jim Beam in one hand and a shot gun in the other. People he met always went out of their way to be pleasant to him.

 


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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 14 Sep 16 5.27pm

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

Agree .. can't stand jeans with a suit jacket. Same with essex types who wear loafers with shorts or jeans and no socks. Total bells usually

Only people I've ever seen get away with a suit jacket mixed with casual clothes have been women.

Anyone man, who is out of the house for more than 'a pint of milk' and doesn't wear socks should be tried as a war criminal.

That also goes for anyone with loafers, shorts or sandals. They just don't work for men.

 


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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 14 Sep 16 5.28pm

In fact the only justifiable reason to wear loafers is that you were in a rush to get to the woods where you are going to hang yourself.

 


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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 14 Sep 16 5.49pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by jamiemartin721

Only people I've ever seen get away with a suit jacket mixed with casual clothes have been women.

Anyone man, who is out of the house for more than 'a pint of milk' and doesn't wear socks should be tried as a war criminal.

That also goes for anyone with loafers, shorts or sandals. They just don't work for men.

Sandy Toksvig?

 




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View doi209's Profile doi209 Flag Fighting for the weak and innocent... 15 Sep 16 12.28am Send a Private Message to doi209 Add doi209 as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James

Sandy Toksvig?

I usually put a towel down first..

 

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View Cucking Funt's Profile Cucking Funt Flag Clapham on the Back 15 Sep 16 2.06am Send a Private Message to Cucking Funt Add Cucking Funt as a friend

1. I only have seven toes
2. I have Lionel Blair's home telephone number
3. My great-grandfather was a citizen of the Austro-Hungarian empire and was interned as an enemy alien in WW1
4. I drew a p*nis on my Latin O Level paper
5. I have never watched The Simpsons

 


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