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 Part Time James  07 Sep 16 9.53am |
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Blokes who dress like Clarkson (white shirt, jeans, suit jacket). They are almost always bell ends. And when I say almost I just meant to say "always" twice.
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 Michaelawt85 Bexley 07 Sep 16 12.53pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Blokes who dress like Clarkson (white shirt, jeans, suit jacket). They are almost always bell ends. And when I say almost I just meant to say "always" twice. Agree .. can't stand jeans with a suit jacket. Same with essex types who wear loafers with shorts or jeans and no socks. Total bells usually
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| Stuk Top half 07 Sep 16 2.05pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Blokes who dress like Clarkson (white shirt, jeans, suit jacket). They are almost always bell ends. And when I say almost I just meant to say "always" twice. Wrong thread perhaps?
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| Part Time James 07 Sep 16 3.05pm |
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Originally posted by Stuk
Wrong thread perhaps? Haha! So it is! I saw someone saying a group of people were c**ts and assumed I knew where I was. Oh well!
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| Stuk Top half 07 Sep 16 4.27pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Haha! So it is! I saw someone saying a group of people were c**ts and assumed I knew where I was. Oh well! I thought so. If it wasn't you were doing a nice hatchet job on yourself
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| ex hibitionist Hastings 10 Sep 16 8.51am |
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Originally posted by Stuk
Wrong thread perhaps? they say wearing red trousers is a tell-tale sign of bellendedness - there's even a website called 'look at my f*cking red trousers' ...
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Percy of Peckham  Eton Mess 10 Sep 16 9.49am |
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Originally posted by ex hibitionist
they say wearing red trousers is a tell-tale sign of bellendedness - there's even a website called 'look at my f*cking red trousers' ... I think you also have to wear a hat and cravat AND drive a jag for the total effect. Used to have an American brother-in-law who wore lemon yellow trousers with hunting scenes on plus a cravat and cowboy hat. He usually carried a bottle of Jim Beam in one hand and a shot gun in the other. People he met always went out of their way to be pleasant to him.
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 14 Sep 16 5.27pm |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
Agree .. can't stand jeans with a suit jacket. Same with essex types who wear loafers with shorts or jeans and no socks. Total bells usually Only people I've ever seen get away with a suit jacket mixed with casual clothes have been women. Anyone man, who is out of the house for more than 'a pint of milk' and doesn't wear socks should be tried as a war criminal. That also goes for anyone with loafers, shorts or sandals. They just don't work for men.
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 14 Sep 16 5.28pm |
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In fact the only justifiable reason to wear loafers is that you were in a rush to get to the woods where you are going to hang yourself.
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| Part Time James 14 Sep 16 5.49pm |
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Originally posted by jamiemartin721
Only people I've ever seen get away with a suit jacket mixed with casual clothes have been women. Anyone man, who is out of the house for more than 'a pint of milk' and doesn't wear socks should be tried as a war criminal. That also goes for anyone with loafers, shorts or sandals. They just don't work for men. Sandy Toksvig?
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| doi209 Fighting for the weak and innocent... 15 Sep 16 12.28am |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Sandy Toksvig? I usually put a towel down first..
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| Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 15 Sep 16 2.06am |
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1. I only have seven toes
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