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View ex hibitionist's Profile ex hibitionist Online Flag Hastings 11 Jan 17 12.31am Send a Private Message to ex hibitionist Add ex hibitionist as a friend

Originally posted by Blue'n'red

I'll bite

1) I'm profoundly deaf in both ears, I wear a hearing aid and a CI. these jokes about tinnitus are NOT funny.

2) I have represented England at disabled level football and denied John Fashnu a goal.

3) I've been spat over by John Nettles - was in 2nd row at RSC Anthony and Cleopatra.

4) I'm 6'3 and wear size 13 shoes

5) I keep and breed tropical fish

do you keep these tropical fish in your underpants?

 

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View Blue'n'red's Profile Blue'n'red Flag Field of Chels (Orpington) 11 Jan 17 1.44am Send a Private Message to Blue'n'red Add Blue'n'red as a friend

Don't wear pants ... need to swing free ... anything that holds the beast down cuts off the blood supply and gives me a headache

Edited by Blue'n'red (11 Jan 2017 1.48am)

 


They say hard work never hurt anyone ... but why take a chance?

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View ex hibitionist's Profile ex hibitionist Online Flag Hastings 11 Jan 17 7.57pm Send a Private Message to ex hibitionist Add ex hibitionist as a friend

you don't want tropical fish surrounding your cods, quite understandable - and if these are indeed your sartorial habits I would urge you please not to go jogging in highly populated areas or near schools.

 

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View Forest Hillbilly's Profile Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 12 Jan 17 8.19am Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

1. Two years ago I met my MP in Sainsbury's. Amber Rudd told me I had made a "good effort in having a bottle in each hand". I noticed she had very large hands, which would make my p3ni5 look very small.

2. I worked for McLaren in 1988 (Ayrton Senna's first Championship year). I was offered the job of (van) driver in 1991. I told them to stick it.

3. My (then) Welsh girlfriend once wee'd in the street outside a kebab shop in Coventry at about 11pm in 1990.

4. My wife hasn't spoken to me for 48 hours.
I hope this continues


5. I masturbate regularly, looking at HOL profile pictures.


 


"The facts have changed", Rishi Sunak

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View Forest Hillbilly's Profile Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 12 Jan 17 8.24am Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

Originally posted by ex hibitionist

do you keep these tropical fish in your underpants?

He keeps them in his shoes,....

shurely big enough for a killer whale,...or two

 


"The facts have changed", Rishi Sunak

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