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View ex hibitionist's Profile ex hibitionist Flag Hastings 20 Dec 16 3.49pm Send a Private Message to ex hibitionist Add ex hibitionist as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James

No man, I'm not the poo police, I'm just repeating what I had heard. Don't worry, I don't go round correcting people about their poo-naming conventions. I was just running my mouth.

What about the ones that secretly slide around one buttock without telling you that they are not becoming properly detached and which do not reveal the full extent of their nastiness until you first attempt to wipe before yet more unpleasant unfolds and you realise you are in for the long haul - what do we call those? A Sloppy Giuseppe perhaps? They are a great argument for bidets.

 

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Originally posted by ex hibitionist

What about the ones that secretly slide around one buttock without telling you that they are not becoming properly detached and which do not reveal the full extent of their nastiness until you first attempt to wipe before yet more unpleasant unfolds and you realise you are in for the long haul - what do we call those? A Sloppy Giuseppe perhaps? They are a great argument for bidets.

I dunno. I think I am out of my depth now.

 




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View ex hibitionist's Profile ex hibitionist Flag Hastings 20 Dec 16 7.08pm Send a Private Message to ex hibitionist Add ex hibitionist as a friend

or maybe a 'napalm' because of its adhesive qualities.

 

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View matthau's Profile matthau Flag South Croydon 20 Dec 16 7.11pm Send a Private Message to matthau Add matthau as a friend

I put a bum gun in 2 months back, best thing ever.

20 on amazon, connect to tubing back of loo, easy.


hardly any roll now used, and yes, you all need to know this.

 

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View kingdowieonthewall's Profile kingdowieonthewall Flag Sussex, ex-Cronx. 20 Dec 16 7.33pm Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

Originally posted by matthau

I put a bum gun in 2 months back, best thing ever.

20 on amazon, connect to tubing back of loo, easy.


hardly any roll now used, and yes, you all need to know this.

''.... must .. not.. look for this... on ..amazon...''

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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View tome's Profile tome Flag Inner Tantalus Time. 21 Dec 16 7.06pm Send a Private Message to tome Add tome as a friend

Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall

''.... must .. not.. look for this... on ..amazon...''

Always meant to get one of these actually, after using them in Asia. Must save a lot of money on loo roll, and a few trees to boot.

Matthau, did you fix it to the cistern or the toilet bowl?

 


A one and a two...

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View kingdowieonthewall's Profile kingdowieonthewall Flag Sussex, ex-Cronx. 23 Feb 17 7.56am Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

having a super king bed to yourself

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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View Michaelawt85's Profile Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 23 Feb 17 10.19am Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Your estate agent phoning to say your landlord is sending builders in to measure for a new kitchen ... yay

 


When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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View kingdowieonthewall's Profile kingdowieonthewall Flag Sussex, ex-Cronx. 23 Feb 17 12.35pm Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

Your estate agent phoning to say your landlord is sending builders in to measure for a new kitchen ... yay

that's nice company for you
plenty of 'get the kettle on poppet' & if you're really lucky he'll be a fat boy who's arse looks like you can park a bike between his cheeks.
Enjoy

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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Hoof Hearted 23 Feb 17 12.52pm

Originally posted by matthau

I put a bum gun in 2 months back, best thing ever.

20 on amazon, connect to tubing back of loo, easy.


hardly any roll now used, and yes, you all need to know this.

What calibre is your bum gun?

 

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View Michaelawt85's Profile Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 23 Feb 17 1.02pm Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall

that's nice company for you
plenty of 'get the kettle on poppet' & if you're really lucky he'll be a fat boy who's arse looks like you can park a bike between his cheeks.
Enjoy

Your really selling it to me..
I don't need prompting to make tea and coffee for trades though .. I'm good like that

 


When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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View kingdowieonthewall's Profile kingdowieonthewall Flag Sussex, ex-Cronx. 23 Feb 17 1.28pm Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

A cheese 'n ham toasted sandwich

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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