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 martin2412  Living The Dream 27 Mar 17 4.41pm |
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Originally posted by miss smith
reading your posts over the years you must be one heck of a man, you seem to know much more than any body else about every thing that there is to know, and your are also very good looking or perhaps your just an other prize bullsh*ter ,you are alan pardew and i claim my reward I bet he's not as gorgeous (or as well hung) as me though.
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| Part Time James 27 Mar 17 4.41pm |
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Originally posted by Kermit8
I love the tension.
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 27 Mar 17 4.46pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
I never have been. I am reporting the above post for being exclusive and discriminatory against ugly blokes. I've turned a few heads in my time, mostly to the sound of 'f**k me that Meatloaf's let himself go'.
"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug" |
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 27 Mar 17 4.48pm |
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Originally posted by Kermit8
You've never walked down Old Compton Street? I don't believe you. Last time I was down Old Compton Street there was a lot of shops catering to S+M and p***.graphy, and it seemed like a very nice place. I think the people were a bit confused though, as men and women kepts asking me about the date.
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eagleman13  On The Road To Hell & Alicante 27 Mar 17 5.41pm |
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Nobody has mentioned *ahem* Noel Edmunds
I'm a blind man, i'm a blind man, now my room is cold, |
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monkey  Made in Bromley 27 Mar 17 5.58pm |
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Originally posted by Kermit8
Do you think so monkey? And she seem's like a right little charmer too. Lucky me. Yeah mate, she obviously wants you, the abuse is just to get your attention
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 Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 27 Mar 17 5.59pm |
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Originally posted by jamiemartin721
Last time I was down Old Compton Street there was a lot of shops catering to S+M and p***.graphy, and it seemed like a very nice place. I think the people were a bit confused though, as men and women kepts asking me about the date. I remember, many years ago, seeing a shop in Old Compton Street with a fist-shaped dildo proudly displayed in the window. It was a very small fist and I recall thinking that it would have been wholly inadequate for any purpose a possible purchaser might wish to put it to.
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Kermit8  Hevon 27 Mar 17 6.09pm |
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Originally posted by Cucking Funt
I remember, many years ago, seeing a shop in Old Compton Street with a fist-shaped dildo proudly displayed in the window. It was a very small fist and I recall thinking that it would have been wholly inadequate for any purpose a possible purchaser might wish to put it to. Well, come on. Don't leave us in suspense. Were you right or not?
Big chest and massive boobs |
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 28 Mar 17 11.58am |
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Originally posted by Cucking Funt
I remember, many years ago, seeing a shop in Old Compton Street with a fist-shaped dildo proudly displayed in the window. It was a very small fist and I recall thinking that it would have been wholly inadequate for any purpose a possible purchaser might wish to put it to. Presumably a training tool. If its not up to the elbow, its not fisting.
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| Part Time James 28 Mar 17 12.08pm |
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Originally posted by jamiemartin721
Presumably a training tool. If its not up to the elbow, its not fisting. How long have you been working in the farming industry?
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| Part Time James 28 Mar 17 12.09pm |
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Originally posted by jamiemartin721
I've turned a few heads in my time, mostly to the sound of 'f**k me that Meatloaf's let himself go'. I didn't ever think you'd look like Meatloaf. I get images in my head of what HOL users might look like and for you I've always thought Stephen Merchant/Peter Crouch. Sounds like I was way off.
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| reborn 28 Mar 17 12.14pm |
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Originally posted by Cucking Funt
Ant & Dec - inexplicably popular pair of tw*ts. Dan Snow - over-simplifies history to the point of error. Shameless BBC nepotism. Philip Schofield - Why? What, exactly, are his talents? More, please. They speak very highly of you, particularly Schofield
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