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Originally posted by dannyh
Nipples like JCB Starter Buttons or...Chapel Hat Pegs or Scammel Wheelnuts.
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Nose like concord
When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC |
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Originally posted by dannyh
Nipples like JCB Starter Buttons Thanks but computer says no in this case
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Some Aussie sayings that will be gone in a generation or two. Only over 40s would describe an ugly person as having; ...head like a robber's dog. ... a face like a half- sucked mango ...a face like a dropped pie
We are the goon squad and we're going to town. Beep Beep! |
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Originally posted by wollongongeagle
Some Aussie sayings that will be gone in a generation or two. Only over 40s would describe an ugly person as having; ...head like a robber's dog. ... a face like a half- sucked mango ...a face like a dropped pie Body off Baywatch, face off crimewatch
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
Body off Baywatch, face off crimewatch Face like a roofers nail bag. Breath like a s*** smugglers duffle bag Face like a plasterer's radio.
"It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'" |
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Dog end in a bucket
When you're dead you don't know you're dead. It is difficult only for the others. It's the same when you're stupid. |
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Wingnut
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Mouth like a burnt out fuse box. P***y like a wizard's sleeve.
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clunge like a clowns pocket
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Originally posted by bubble wrap
Marching Powder Following your theme... Columbian or Bolivian marching powder
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If you keep picking your nose your head will cave in.
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