looks like 8lb of sh1t in a 6lb bag.

For someone of "thicker" proportions,, a lover of lard buttys

"It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'"

Don't hear "Gordon Bennett" much these days.

You make a better door than you do a window - said if someone's blocking your view

Stick the wood in the hole (shut the door in others words)

A family saying which may not actually be in existence anywhere else - upon using a blunt knife to cut something... 'this knife wouldn't cut red hot s***'

When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

Can't really blame him Willo. I can only imagine what it was like with a 5 year old Little Willo going on incessantly about your imaginary friend, Mark.

Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry.

Ningcumpoop..

Pro USA & Israel

Whenever something flashy or well-executed was done: "Skill!" As in: "Did you just see that wheelie I did?! It was skill!"

"Trotters!" made a brief appearance at my school. Another way of saying 'Gutted' basically. As in: "Haha! You only got 6/25 on that test. Trotters!"

In the late 80s/early 90s, people's mums at my school would be called 'Argos'. If I remember rightly, Argos' TV advert at the time had the slogan, "It's so easy!" and so the cuss was born...

An older cleaner at my work, when asked how he was, would always say, "I'm alright, it's the others." Never heard anyone say it before, but I really like it.