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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 25 May 17 6.04pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

When someone farts

"Who stood on a duck?"

"Did someone's trousers cough?"

Those are quite old school.

I still use it but "fill your boots" is an expression that I rarely hear these days.

And "I've seen more meat on a butcher's pencil".

 




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View Willo's Profile Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 25 May 17 6.07pm Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

"Penny for the guy"

 

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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 25 May 17 6.09pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by Willo

"Penny for the guy"

I have to pay considerably more and often they don't even cuddle.

 




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View becky's Profile becky Flag over the moon 25 May 17 6.14pm Send a Private Message to becky Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add becky as a friend

- You look like 2 of eels waiting for the mash - someone waiting around doing nothing (I think the 2 of eels was originally 2 pennyworth of eels)

- You look like a meat pudding done up for the pot - a fat person into small a size or with a very tight belt round the middle

 


A stairway to Heaven and a Highway to Hell give some indication of expected traffic numbers

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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 25 May 17 6.17pm

Originally posted by becky

- You look like 2 of eels waiting for the mash - someone waiting around doing nothing (I think the 2 of eels was originally 2 pennyworth of eels)

- You look like a meat pudding done up for the pot - a fat person into small a size or with a very tight belt round the middle

Me dad used to say 'the pair of you look a right win double'

Also slipping in usage, but I still use occasionally, is Be Lucky when saying goodbye.

 

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View PhuketEagle's Profile PhuketEagle Flag Phuket 25 May 17 6.41pm Send a Private Message to PhuketEagle Add PhuketEagle as a friend

"Hold onto your hats!" - my Dad as the car span on ice when I was about 3....I said "I haven't got a hat" & he struggled to cope with the wheel & my answer at the same time with gritted teeth while Mum screamed like a pregnant cat.

 

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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 25 May 17 6.42pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

"I was in Tesco and this dopey Doris was stood about like a tit in a trance"

 




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View Willo's Profile Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 25 May 17 6.43pm Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

"For Pete's sake"
"Belle of the ball".

 

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View PhuketEagle's Profile PhuketEagle Flag Phuket 25 May 17 7.05pm Send a Private Message to PhuketEagle Add PhuketEagle as a friend

Don't grimace. If the wind blows you'll look like that forever.
It must be true to look @ some miserable gits.

 

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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 25 May 17 7.29pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

"You can't get many of them in a biscuit tin" which I think (but never grew up to find out) was a reference to a lady with large breasts.

 




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View Michaelawt85's Profile Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 25 May 17 7.29pm Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

These two expressions annoy me no end but..

See you when I get my new glasses

See you when your older - both said when saying goodbye to someone

 


When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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View Michaelawt85's Profile Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 25 May 17 7.30pm Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

A sandwich short of a picnic
An olive short of a pizza
Slice short of a full loaf
Not playing with a full deck

 


When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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