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Part Time James 25 May 17 6.04pm | |
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When someone farts "Who stood on a duck?" "Did someone's trousers cough?" Those are quite old school. I still use it but "fill your boots" is an expression that I rarely hear these days. And "I've seen more meat on a butcher's pencil".
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Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 25 May 17 6.07pm | |
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"Penny for the guy"
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Part Time James 25 May 17 6.09pm | |
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Originally posted by Willo
"Penny for the guy" I have to pay considerably more and often they don't even cuddle.
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becky over the moon 25 May 17 6.14pm | |
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- You look like 2 of eels waiting for the mash - someone waiting around doing nothing (I think the 2 of eels was originally 2 pennyworth of eels) - You look like a meat pudding done up for the pot - a fat person into small a size or with a very tight belt round the middle
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nickgusset Shizzlehurst 25 May 17 6.17pm | |
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Originally posted by becky
- You look like 2 of eels waiting for the mash - someone waiting around doing nothing (I think the 2 of eels was originally 2 pennyworth of eels) - You look like a meat pudding done up for the pot - a fat person into small a size or with a very tight belt round the middle Me dad used to say 'the pair of you look a right win double' Also slipping in usage, but I still use occasionally, is Be Lucky when saying goodbye.
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PhuketEagle Phuket 25 May 17 6.41pm | |
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"Hold onto your hats!" - my Dad as the car span on ice when I was about 3....I said "I haven't got a hat" & he struggled to cope with the wheel & my answer at the same time with gritted teeth while Mum screamed like a pregnant cat.
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Part Time James 25 May 17 6.42pm | |
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"I was in Tesco and this dopey Doris was stood about like a tit in a trance"
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Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 25 May 17 6.43pm | |
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"For Pete's sake"
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PhuketEagle Phuket 25 May 17 7.05pm | |
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Don't grimace. If the wind blows you'll look like that forever.
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Part Time James 25 May 17 7.29pm | |
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"You can't get many of them in a biscuit tin" which I think (but never grew up to find out) was a reference to a lady with large breasts.
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Michaelawt85 Bexley 25 May 17 7.29pm | |
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These two expressions annoy me no end but.. See you when I get my new glasses See you when your older - both said when saying goodbye to someone
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Michaelawt85 Bexley 25 May 17 7.30pm | |
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A sandwich short of a picnic
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