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Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 26 Sep 17 2.54pm | |
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For avoidance of doubt, I can categorically state that I have had NO priapic experiences whatsoever with anyone of male gender. I am attracted to females - but some over the years have not been attracted to me !
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Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 26 Sep 17 3.07pm | |
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There was this time I was working at Beckton on a new development. The area was largely wasteland/industrial units with some trunk roads leading to the A12. I drive off through the red light, shl77ing myself I am gonna be bum-done in a lay-by.
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YT Oxford 26 Sep 17 3.37pm | |
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Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly
There was this time I was working at Beckton on a new development. The area was largely wasteland/industrial units with some trunk roads leading to the A12. I drive off through the red light, shl77ing myself I am gonna be bum-done in a lay-by. That definitely would have been a "new development"! (At least I assume it would). Incidentally "The area was largely wasteland/industrial units with some trunk roads leading to the A12" I think that pretty much describes the south of Essex.
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Lofty3rgj 26 Sep 17 3.48pm | |
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Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly
There was this time I was working at Beckton on a new development. The area was largely wasteland/industrial units with some trunk roads leading to the A12. I drive off through the red light, shl77ing myself I am gonna be bum-done in a lay-by. Sounds like PTJ and his gimp...
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HeathMan Purley 26 Sep 17 4.11pm | |
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Mention of a van has reminded me of a New Year's Eve in Streatham. A friend and I were on foot and a young lady in a van asked if we could direct her and friends to the address she had for a party. Being lads presented with ladies we got into the van. On the way we learned that we were with about five lesbians. When we had directed them to the party location we made our excuses and left (I confirm that I have never been a NOTW reporter).
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YT Oxford 26 Sep 17 4.15pm | |
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Originally posted by HeathMan
Mention of a van has reminded me of a New Year's Eve in Streatham. A friend and I were on foot and a young lady in a van asked if we could direct her and friends to the address she had for a party. Being lads presented with ladies we got into the van. On the way we learned that we were with about five lesbians. When we had directed them to the party location we made our excuses and left (I confirm that I have never been a NOTW reporter). Blimey, some people would pay good money to be with 5 hot lesbians in a van on the way to a party!
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Part Time James 26 Sep 17 6.54pm | |
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Originally posted by Willo
For avoidance of doubt, I can categorically state that I have had NO priapic experiences whatsoever with anyone of male gender. I am attracted to females - but some over the years have not been attracted to me !
That's what grooming is for. Give them some insider knowledge of non league football and soon you'll literally be "insider".
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Part Time James 26 Sep 17 6.55pm | |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
Nope Well that's hardly w**k material. This forum has gone to sh*t lately.
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Part Time James 26 Sep 17 6.56pm | |
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Originally posted by YT
Blimey, some people would pay good money to be with 5 hot lesbians in a van on the way to a party! I wouldn't. I generally find them to be heterophobic and cliquey. Give me one desperate straight woman over five sullen lessies any day of the week.
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Tom-the-eagle Croydon 26 Sep 17 7.15pm | |
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Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly
There was this time I was working at Beckton on a new development. The area was largely wasteland/industrial units with some trunk roads leading to the A12. I drive off through the red light, shl77ing myself I am gonna be bum-done in a lay-by.
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eagleman13 On The Road To Hell & Alicante 26 Sep 17 7.15pm | |
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Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly
There was this time I was working at Beckton on a new development. The area was largely wasteland/industrial units with some trunk roads leading to the A12. I drive off through the red light, shl77ing myself I am gonna be bum-done in a lay-by.
I have to suffer south of the river at Crossness. No hairy arsed 'units' for me tho, far to many kids with 'ologies'
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eagleman13 On The Road To Hell & Alicante 26 Sep 17 7.19pm | |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
I wouldn't. I generally find them to be heterophobic and cliquey. Give me one desperate straight woman over five sullen lessies any day of the week. PFFFT.....No imagination, Think of the rewards if you could 'crack' them. people pay good money for that opportunity
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