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View elgrande's Profile elgrande Flag bedford 11 Jan 18 2.01pm Send a Private Message to elgrande Add elgrande as a friend

Originally posted by Jimenez

Just a suggestion mind, but hows about we don't threaten to prosecute our brave men and women to appease bleeding hearts, and make it a criminal offence for all these toerags who go abroad and fight our/their own troops.

Stop this nonsense right now,this is not the place for grown up suggestions......

 


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View johnfirewall's Profile johnfirewall Flag 11 Jan 18 9.55pm Send a Private Message to johnfirewall Add johnfirewall as a friend

We are likely to end up with a transsexual having some sort of breakdown on the front line and taking legal action over the lack of support, that's a given, but declaring it a myth that you need to be fit how the fcuk are they now trying to sell the army as a career for fat people?

 

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View Mr_Gristle's Profile Mr_Gristle Flag In the land of Whelk Eaters 11 Jan 18 10.20pm Send a Private Message to Mr_Gristle Add Mr_Gristle as a friend

Perhaps the Army should actually pay people a wage commensurate with the risks, pressures and demands?

They may attract the recruits they're looking for.....

Don't get me started on Help For Heroes. It's an affront to decency that it has to actually exist.

 


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View The White Horse's Profile The White Horse Flag 12 Jan 18 9.50am Send a Private Message to The White Horse Add The White Horse as a friend

Daily Mash always has intrusive adverts, so I'll copy and paste the text verbatim...

OVERWEIGHT middle-aged men who the army could not use even to soak up bullets have demanded recruitment ads be aimed directly at them. 

The men, who have never fought in a war but still act like beating the Nazis was somehow down to them, have spoken out against new adverts targeted at young people. 

Denys Finch Hatton of Hereford said: “Gay? Gay? We need fighting bloody men, like me and my friends down the Rotary Club would’ve been if we’d joined up when we were younger, which we didn’t. 

“They don’t want men with crying and sexualities. They want proper lads who’ll take out Jerry – or whoever – with a steady trigger finger and a devilish smile playing about their lips.” 

Army recruiter Nikki Hollis said: “Oddly enough, paunchy gentlemen who wheeze at the top of stairs and shout ‘Traitor!’ at Huw Edwards are not our preferred recruitment demographic. 

“We need fresh-faced, healthy young people who are trans-friendly, unafraid to cry and are ready to turn their anger at the state of the country into violence against others. 

“Will they, when trained killers, realise that it’s the red-faced b******s’ fault they can’t buy a house and turn on them? Could do. Could do. Still, not my problem.” 

 


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View DanH's Profile DanH Flag SW2 12 Jan 18 10.09am Send a Private Message to DanH Add DanH as a friend

Originally posted by The White Horse

Daily Mash always has intrusive adverts, so I'll copy and paste the text verbatim...

OVERWEIGHT middle-aged men who the army could not use even to soak up bullets have demanded recruitment ads be aimed directly at them. 

The men, who have never fought in a war but still act like beating the Nazis was somehow down to them, have spoken out against new adverts targeted at young people. 

Denys Finch Hatton of Hereford said: “Gay? Gay? We need fighting bloody men, like me and my friends down the Rotary Club would’ve been if we’d joined up when we were younger, which we didn’t. 

“They don’t want men with crying and sexualities. They want proper lads who’ll take out Jerry – or whoever – with a steady trigger finger and a devilish smile playing about their lips.” 

Army recruiter Nikki Hollis said: “Oddly enough, paunchy gentlemen who wheeze at the top of stairs and shout ‘Traitor!’ at Huw Edwards are not our preferred recruitment demographic. 

“We need fresh-faced, healthy young people who are trans-friendly, unafraid to cry and are ready to turn their anger at the state of the country into violence against others. 

“Will they, when trained killers, realise that it’s the red-faced b******s’ fault they can’t buy a house and turn on them? Could do. Could do. Still, not my problem.” 

Hahahaha. This is basically Stirling's opening post.

 

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View Mr Fenandes's Profile Mr Fenandes Flag 12 Jan 18 10.16am Send a Private Message to Mr Fenandes Add Mr Fenandes as a friend

Originally posted by Stirlingsays


Oh my god.....the nation that helped win both world wars and stood surviving as the major nation until 43 in the second one.

That nation that fought off the Nazi.....now seemingly has a bunch of millennial pansies to have to beg into the army......don't worry snowflake, we will whisper warm words at you when it gets tough.

Edited by Stirlingsays (10 Jan 2018 2.56am)

Wow. Just wow.

You do know how we treated those with in WWI who suffered with mental health problems (they are real btw, and believe it or not have been around since sentience, not invented in 1999 with the millennium bug) right?

Btw those guys also wrote poetry and collected pansies, literally. What's your take on that?

 


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View EverybodyDannsNow's Profile EverybodyDannsNow Flag SE19 12 Jan 18 10.46am Send a Private Message to EverybodyDannsNow Add EverybodyDannsNow as a friend

Originally posted by Mr Fenandes

Wow. Just wow.

You do know how we treated those with in WWI who suffered with mental health problems (they are real btw, and believe it or not have been around since sentience, not invented in 1999 with the millennium bug) right?

Btw those guys also wrote poetry and collected pansies, literally. What's your take on that?

Beta males innit?

 

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View Mr_Gristle's Profile Mr_Gristle Flag In the land of Whelk Eaters 12 Jan 18 1.28pm Send a Private Message to Mr_Gristle Add Mr_Gristle as a friend

Originally posted by The White Horse

Daily Mash always has intrusive adverts, so I'll copy and paste the text verbatim...

OVERWEIGHT middle-aged men who the army could not use even to soak up bullets have demanded recruitment ads be aimed directly at them. 

The men, who have never fought in a war but still act like beating the Nazis was somehow down to them, have spoken out against new adverts targeted at young people. 

Denys Finch Hatton of Hereford said: “Gay? Gay? We need fighting bloody men, like me and my friends down the Rotary Club would’ve been if we’d joined up when we were younger, which we didn’t. 

“They don’t want men with crying and sexualities. They want proper lads who’ll take out Jerry – or whoever – with a steady trigger finger and a devilish smile playing about their lips.” 

Army recruiter Nikki Hollis said: “Oddly enough, paunchy gentlemen who wheeze at the top of stairs and shout ‘Traitor!’ at Huw Edwards are not our preferred recruitment demographic. 

“We need fresh-faced, healthy young people who are trans-friendly, unafraid to cry and are ready to turn their anger at the state of the country into violence against others. 

“Will they, when trained killers, realise that it’s the red-faced b******s’ fault they can’t buy a house and turn on them? Could do. Could do. Still, not my problem.” 

Nail hit firmly on head by The Mash, there. I think Stirling needs to have a word with them for some sort of intellectual property usage fee, given how they've clearly been inspired by his views on the matter.

 


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View PalazioVecchio's Profile PalazioVecchio Flag south pole 12 Jan 18 10.12pm Send a Private Message to PalazioVecchio Add PalazioVecchio as a friend

should soldiers get special counselling after killing civilians on the streets ?

 


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View Dannyh.V2's Profile Dannyh.V2 Flag Stone lickers 16 Jan 18 4.40pm Send a Private Message to Dannyh.V2 Add Dannyh.V2 as a friend

Originally posted by PalazioVecchio

should soldiers get special counselling after killing civilians on the streets ?

Go on then I'll bite, WTF are you talking about, and how does it relate to this thread.

 

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View Stirlingsays's Profile Stirlingsays Flag 18 Jan 18 1.09am Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by Mr_Gristle

Nail hit firmly on head by The Mash, there. I think Stirling needs to have a word with them for some sort of intellectual property usage fee, given how they've clearly been inspired by his views on the matter.

Beta male circle jerk in full operation here it appears.

 


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View Stirlingsays's Profile Stirlingsays Flag 18 Jan 18 1.16am Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by Mr Fenandes

Wow. Just wow.

You do know how we treated those with in WWI who suffered with mental health problems (they are real btw, and believe it or not have been around since sentience, not invented in 1999 with the millennium bug) right?

Btw those guys also wrote poetry and collected pansies, literally. What's your take on that?


My take is that war is hell and that it isn't won by pansies. The very idea of fairness during WW1 seems also a risible topic. The great war was a bloodbath for everyone.

In conscript armies you get those who can't hack it. However, it was a sh1t sandwich I'm not exactly seeing why the mentally fail get to survive and pass on their genes while those with balls had to drown in the mud.

The war poets were also soldiers and people like Owen died doing his duty so today's post modernists can laugh at the idea of national duty.

 


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