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View Forest Hillbilly's Profile Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 11 May 18 5.02pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

**Thanks for the change in thread title, but I'm having a poor weekend (see latest posts) **


Annoys me, and has led to eyeballing. Oooohhh.

Stick-insects of men, who walk like they're carrying a roll of carpet under each arm. Gunslinger style in Tesco.

Just fck off and keep in your own space, before you get barged into the feminine hygiene aisle.

You are small and insignificant, and from a very small gene-pool. Please don't breed

Live with it

Edited by Forest Hillbilly (12 May 2018 4.08pm)

 


cannot think of anything profound, witty, or pseudo-intellectual to put here. fck it!

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View Forest Hillbilly's Profile Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 11 May 18 5.05pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

Men who walk like john Wayne.

Keep to your own space, before you get barged into the toiletry aisle.

You are small

 


cannot think of anything profound, witty, or pseudo-intellectual to put here. fck it!

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View Forest Hillbilly's Profile Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 11 May 18 5.07pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

Men who talk loudly to their associates in public spaces.
I listen to your words, you say nothing,.....LOUDLY.

go away and bore someone else

 


cannot think of anything profound, witty, or pseudo-intellectual to put here. fck it!

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View Forest Hillbilly's Profile Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 11 May 18 5.08pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

Men who drive 4X4's and seek road-based confrontation.

Wait til I get out of my van, and see you melt,...or fck off

Edited by Forest Hillbilly (11 May 2018 5.09pm)

 


cannot think of anything profound, witty, or pseudo-intellectual to put here. fck it!

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View Badger11's Profile Badger11 Flag Beckenham 11 May 18 5.14pm Send a Private Message to Badger11 Add Badger11 as a friend

I am 5ft 5in and I don't swagger. I always seem to give way to others and apologies when they bump into me.

Surely the mark of a man is not his stature but his character. Look at the Ghurkas not the biggest but they have hearts of lions.

Enjoy your weekend and try and relax sounds like you have had a stressful week.

Oh by the way we prefer to be called Vertically Challenged.

Edited by Badger11 (11 May 2018 5.15pm)

 


One more point

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View Midlands Eagle's Profile Midlands Eagle Flag 11 May 18 5.24pm Send a Private Message to Midlands Eagle Add Midlands Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Badger11

I am 5ft 5in

Oh by the way we prefer to be called Vertically Challenged.

You'd tower over my 4'10" wife

 

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View kingdowieonthewall's Profile kingdowieonthewall Flag glorious Goring by sea 11 May 18 5.24pm Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly

Men who drive 4X4's and seek road-based confrontation.

Wait til I get out of my van, and see you melt,...or fck off

Edited by Forest Hillbilly (11 May 2018 5.09pm)

chill corky.

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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View Midlands Eagle's Profile Midlands Eagle Flag 11 May 18 5.25pm Send a Private Message to Midlands Eagle Add Midlands Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly

Men who talk loudly to their associates in public spaces.

You missed out men who talk loudly on their mobile phones in public spaces or is that one of the few things in life that don't annoy you

 

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Originally posted by Midlands Eagle

You'd tower over my 4'10" wife

midlands wife on her birthday..
'bloody hell, not another school girl outfit'

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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View becky's Profile becky Flag over the moon 11 May 18 6.03pm Send a Private Message to becky Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add becky as a friend

Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall

midlands wife on her birthday..
'bloody hell, not another school girl outfit'

well, he did get a good ear bashing the year he got her the Wee Jimmy Krankie one .....

 


Never be too ambitious - it'll save a lot of disappointment

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View Midlands Eagle's Profile Midlands Eagle Flag 11 May 18 6.11pm Send a Private Message to Midlands Eagle Add Midlands Eagle as a friend

Let's not turn this into yet another tiresome Midlands Eagle thread

 

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View eagleman13's Profile eagleman13 Flag On The Road To Hell 11 May 18 7.29pm Send a Private Message to eagleman13 Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add eagleman13 as a friend

Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly

Men who talk loudly to their associates in public spaces.
I listen to your words, you say nothing,.....LOUDLY.

go away and bore someone else


HA, Pfft & Balderdash.....

Ive seen you, I know you & your musical taste(abba/pet shop boys etal) defines who you really are.

Get over it & slobber somewhere else, ya big girls blouse. Jeez, snowflake people!

 


Is joining the 'Grumpy Old Gits' Club

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