There are two options Steve
Therapy for you or a hit man for her
Just saying !

I might just give this a go. There are two issues. One, it would set a dangerous, dangerous precedent of taking parenting advice from HOL; two, I don't know if I can.

If you want to live in a world full of kindness, respect and love, try to show these qualities.

Tosser's who press pelican crossing's when not a single car, traffic within 100 yards and cross anyway invariably when the lights red they've f****d off down the otherside of the pavement.w***ers.

Get it on-get it in-F**K OFF ALAN HANSEN!!

clients that book me for exterior painting a few months away and inbetween decide to carry out someinitial prep or filling themselves or totally spam up cracks/holes in silicone, making an additional half day stripping out their mess.
anything to do with Farrow & Ball, anything...
childrens wallpaper, usually a tad thinner than bog roll.
20 mile an hour speed zones, therefore some people do 15 miles ph in it.

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

Why farrow and ball, apart from being really expensive?

COYP

On that subject, people who pave over the entirety of their front gardens, giving wildlife fewer and fewer options. Ditto for putting decking down in back gardens. Tossers.