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View Mapletree's Profile Mapletree Flag Croydon 02 Jan 20 5.17pm Send a Private Message to Mapletree Add Mapletree as a friend

Approximately 12.9% of the UK is covered in trees. About a third of the European average. This is not a good thing

We complain about Brazil chopping down the jungle but we have no wildwood left and our woods and forests are not re-growing. We have also cut down the best trees historically, so we kept trees dysgenically. We are left with those that are least desirable.

We have a series of nasty diseases and pests endangering those that are left.

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The Government wants us to plant 11 million trees. So what are you waiting for...

Edited by Mapletree (02 Jan 2020 5.17pm)

 

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Originally posted by Mapletree

Approximately 12.9% of the UK is covered in trees. About a third of the European average. This is not a good thing

We complain about Brazil chopping down the jungle but we have no wildwood left and our woods and forests are not re-growing. We have also cut down the best trees historically, so we kept trees dysgenically. We are left with those that are least desirable.

We have a series of nasty diseases and pests endangering those that are left.

[Link]

The Government wants us to plant 11 million trees. So what are you waiting for...

Edited by Mapletree (02 Jan 2020 5.17pm)

I can think of some dead wood that we need to get rid off.

 


One more point

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View martin2412's Profile martin2412 Flag The Big Wide World 02 Jan 20 5.36pm Send a Private Message to martin2412 Add martin2412 as a friend

That's right. They're disappearing at a rate of knots. There used to be loads around but I can't remember the last I saw a Public Lavver Tree.

 

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View Stirlingsays's Profile Stirlingsays Flag 02 Jan 20 5.47pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by martin2412

That's right. They're disappearing at a rate of knots. There used to be loads around but I can't remember the last I saw a Public Lavver Tree.

I once had a girl
Or should I say
She once lave a tree

She showed me her room
Wasn't it good
Where's all the wood

She asked me to stay and told me to sit anyway
So I looked around and I noticed there wasn't a chair

Bastarrds had cut it up for a bonfire.

 


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View Mapletree's Profile Mapletree Flag Croydon 02 Jan 20 5.48pm Send a Private Message to Mapletree Add Mapletree as a friend

Originally posted by martin2412

That's right. They're disappearing at a rate of knots. There used to be loads around but I can't remember the last I saw a Public Lavver Tree.

As a matter of interest, dogs peeing on trees is very bad for them. The urine is pretty strong and filters down the tree getting into the roots. And the Ammonium damages the cambium

Edited by Mapletree (02 Jan 2020 5.51pm)

 

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Originally posted by Mapletree

As a matter of interest, dogs peeing on trees is very bad for them. The urine is pretty strong and filters down the tree getting into the roots. And the Ammonium damages the cambium

Edited by Mapletree (02 Jan 2020 5.51pm)


The Home Counties are full of new housing estates being thrown up that were a couple of years ago, countryside.

If you want an open door immigration policy then expect lots of concrete because everyone has to be housed.

 


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View kingdowieonthewall's Profile kingdowieonthewall Flag glorious Goring by sea 02 Jan 20 6.15pm Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

its tree 'tastic down here.
you cant see the wood for em.

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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Bloody immigrants, coming over here and buying our 250'000, 2 bedroom townhouses in Camberley with a 5 minute walk to town and easy access to public transport to London Waterloo...they should be moving to Syria, where they can go fight in a civil war...or something...

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle


The Home Counties are full of new housing estates being thrown up that were a couple of years ago, countryside.

If you want an open door immigration policy then expect lots of concrete because everyone has to be housed.

 

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View cryrst's Profile cryrst Flag Chatham 02 Jan 20 6.35pm Send a Private Message to cryrst Add cryrst as a friend

Originally posted by Beanyboysmd

Bloody immigrants, coming over here and buying our 250'000, 2 bedroom townhouses in Camberley with a 5 minute walk to town and easy access to public transport to London Waterloo...they should be moving to Syria, where they can go fight in a civil war...or something...

It is a war for their country after all.
If it was here I wouldn't f*** off.
I would fight and die if need be.
It's called being patriotic.
This is only a visit and no one gets out alive.
Why drag it out until you piss and dribble everywhere.

 

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Originally posted by Beanyboysmd

Bloody immigrants, coming over here and buying our 250'000, 2 bedroom townhouses in Camberley with a 5 minute walk to town and easy access to public transport to London Waterloo...they should be moving to Syria, where they can go fight in a civil war...or something...

The funny thing is in how you regard that paragraph.

 


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Originally posted by Mapletree

Approximately 12.9% of the UK is covered in trees. About a third of the European average. This is not a good thing

We complain about Brazil chopping down the jungle but we have no wildwood left and our woods and forests are not re-growing. We have also cut down the best trees historically, so we kept trees dysgenically. We are left with those that are least desirable.

We have a series of nasty diseases and pests endangering those that are left.

[Link]

The Government wants us to plant 11 million trees. So what are you waiting for...

Edited by Mapletree (02 Jan 2020 5.17pm)

There will be no countryside left to plant trees in soon at the current rate of immigration.

 

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Originally posted by Hrolf The Ganger

There will be no countryside left to plant trees in soon at the current rate of immigration.

maybe everyone should bring a tree with them?

 

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