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View Forest Hillbilly's Profile Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 11 Sep 20 9.05am Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

Many of you have been to festivals (myself included), where the toilets become unusable for 'sit-down' activities after the first day.

I've just gone 3 and a half days (84 hours) without managing number 2, because of a medical condition. Assisted by the fact I wasn't eating.
It was such a relief at 8pm yesterday. In fact I managed 2 in 10 minutes.

Good to have things back to normal. I was given an enema in hospital when I was 16 for going 2 and a half days without a pooh. You really don't want to have one of those administered by two female nurses, as the humiliation is extreme.

 


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View Rudi Hedman's Profile Rudi Hedman Flag Caterham 11 Sep 20 9.10am Send a Private Message to Rudi Hedman Add Rudi Hedman as a friend

Probably at scout camp.

 


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View esox lucius's Profile esox lucius Flag Deal 11 Sep 20 9.22am Send a Private Message to esox lucius Add esox lucius as a friend

I was given a powder by the doctor to help me, mix with water, drink it and stay within 5 metres of a toilet. Within the hour my arse exploded, emptied the entire contents of my intestines, think it must have been liquid TNT.

 

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View Harpo's Profile Harpo Flag Oxfordshire 11 Sep 20 10.32am Send a Private Message to Harpo Add Harpo as a friend

About 20 years ago, I pooed liquid.

I think it was 10w30.

 

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View ASCPFC's Profile ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 11 Sep 20 12.06pm Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

Norris McWhirter confirmed this isn't a record. The current record is held by John F Kennedy, who, during the Cuban Missile Crisis, held it in for over a week.

 


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View kennybrowns leftfoot's Profile kennybrowns leftfoot Online Flag Moved Again.. Banstead now Darling... 11 Sep 20 1.28pm Send a Private Message to kennybrowns leftfoot Add kennybrowns leftfoot as a friend

I'm a regular guy when it comes to a number 2 but when I had my car accident and was bed bound for weeks in hospital due to the operations and extreme amounts of medicine I was on I went 9 days.... Yes 9 days!!!

I can't even put into words the experience I went through having that first one after that amount of time!!

 


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View Forest Hillbilly's Profile Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 11 Sep 20 4.32pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

Originally posted by kennybrowns leftfoot

I'm a regular guy when it comes to a number 2 but when I had my car accident and was bed bound for weeks in hospital due to the operations and extreme amounts of medicine I was on I went 9 days.... Yes 9 days!!!

I can't even put into words the experience I went through having that first one after that amount of time!!

I can imagine the material wedged behind your sphincter must have been hard as a rock, and something akin to removing a cork from a bottle. Or something you'd probably have to dig out to get the flow going.

 


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Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly

I can imagine the material wedged behind your sphincter must have been hard as a rock, and something akin to removing a cork from a bottle. Or something you'd probably have to dig out to get the flow going.

Forest I literally couldn't of put it better myself!! It was an experience I never want to go through again! It took 20 minutes and the nurse told me later I had turned grey with exhaustion and she wondered if I was having a heart attack!! All I know is that I could of scooped it out the toilet and smashed a window with it, it was that hard!!

 


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View Stirlingsays's Profile Stirlingsays Online Flag 11 Sep 20 10.35pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

As a young man I just didn't give a sh1t.

So about ten years.

Edited by Stirlingsays (11 Sep 2020 10.35pm)

 

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View martin2412's Profile martin2412 Flag The Big Wide World 11 Sep 20 10.47pm Send a Private Message to martin2412 Add martin2412 as a friend

There's quite a few on this site that seem to be full of 5hit.

 

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View BlueJay's Profile BlueJay Flag UK 13 Sep 20 12.58am Send a Private Message to BlueJay Add BlueJay as a friend

Originally posted by Harpo

About 20 years
ago, I pooed liquid.

I think it was 10w30.

I just read the 'about 20 years' part at first glance. That would be a serious 'backlog'.

 

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View croydon proud's Profile croydon proud Flag croydon 13 Sep 20 5.48pm Send a Private Message to croydon proud Add croydon proud as a friend

I didn"t eat anything at all for a full 5 days, and can tell you that after that time, the only thing that comes out is a clear jelly, and not much of it either!

 

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