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Wasn't sure what to call this but this morning I heard two things on TV that made me think "that's not really the right thing to say there". Firstly, on the local London and South East news bulletin, there was a piece about Southern Water being investigated again for raw sewage finding its way into rivers and the sea. The spokeswoman started by saying "Well we've got a big job on our hands....." Not half an hour later was something about the uncertainty leading up to Christmas caused by omicron. "But we all need to stay positive in the next few days" says the presenter. Well, no we don't. We really don't. If ever there's been a time to be negative this is surely it. Anyway, all the best to everyone in HOL Land.
Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry. |
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I had a couple of big jobs this morning already.
Patrick Viera's He decked a bin dipper - respect. |
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the best tillage farmer..... he is outstanding in his field.
7 points from Manchester last season |
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I actually have a 48 hour cold not Covid 19 **True Story**
Pro USA & Israel |
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Spotting people showing signs of "Foot in Mouth Disease" is a light relief in these times. Thanks Mezzer.
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While it was very serious at the time, I had a lot of fun with the 'Mad Cow' disease phrase.....much to the irritation of females in the family.
'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen) |
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military intelligence
7 points from Manchester last season |
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Originally posted by Stirlingsays
While it was very serious at the time, I had a lot of fun with the 'Mad Cow' disease phrase.....much to the irritation of females in the family. That's not a disease; it's a state of mind for sure
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Originally posted by PalazioVecchio
military intelligence I always thought that was an oxymoron.
Patrick Viera's He decked a bin dipper - respect. |
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"All day long". This phrase is often used by football pundits as in "I'd have Gallagher over Luka all day long".
Dad and I watched games standing on the muddy slope of the Holmesdale Road end. He cheered and I rattled. |
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people of the generation 70s plus tend to frown on F***k & C***t,
Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents? |
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Two of my favourites are "you have more chance than having a crap in the queens handbag" and also "Even a blind squirrel finds a nut sometimes"
Never be Two Faced, Always Say What You Think, keep Chilled, Man |
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