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View mezzer's Profile mezzer Flag Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 21 Dec 21 10.03am Send a Private Message to mezzer Add mezzer as a friend

Wasn't sure what to call this but this morning I heard two things on TV that made me think "that's not really the right thing to say there".

Firstly, on the local London and South East news bulletin, there was a piece about Southern Water being investigated again for raw sewage finding its way into rivers and the sea. The spokeswoman started by saying "Well we've got a big job on our hands....."

Not half an hour later was something about the uncertainty leading up to Christmas caused by omicron. "But we all need to stay positive in the next few days" says the presenter. Well, no we don't. We really don't. If ever there's been a time to be negative this is surely it.

Anyway, all the best to everyone in HOL Land.

 


Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry.

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View ASCPFC's Profile ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 21 Dec 21 12.09pm Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

I had a couple of big jobs this morning already.

 


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Red and Blue Army!

He decked a bin dipper - respect.

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View PalazioVecchio's Profile PalazioVecchio Flag south pole 21 Dec 21 7.14pm Send a Private Message to PalazioVecchio Add PalazioVecchio as a friend

the best tillage farmer.....

he is outstanding in his field.

 


7 points from Manchester last season

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View Jimenez's Profile Jimenez Online Flag SELHURSTPARKCHESTER,DA BRONX 21 Dec 21 7.21pm Send a Private Message to Jimenez Add Jimenez as a friend

I actually have a 48 hour cold not Covid 19 **True Story**

 


Pro USA & Israel

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View HeathMan's Profile HeathMan Flag Purley 21 Dec 21 11.46pm Send a Private Message to HeathMan Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add HeathMan as a friend

Spotting people showing signs of "Foot in Mouth Disease" is a light relief in these times. Thanks Mezzer.

 

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View Stirlingsays's Profile Stirlingsays Flag 21 Dec 21 11.52pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

While it was very serious at the time, I had a lot of fun with the 'Mad Cow' disease phrase.....much to the irritation of females in the family.

 


'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)

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View PalazioVecchio's Profile PalazioVecchio Flag south pole 22 Dec 21 11.43am Send a Private Message to PalazioVecchio Add PalazioVecchio as a friend

military intelligence

 


7 points from Manchester last season

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View cryrst's Profile cryrst Flag Chatham 23 Dec 21 2.23am Send a Private Message to cryrst Add cryrst as a friend

Originally posted by Stirlingsays

While it was very serious at the time, I had a lot of fun with the 'Mad Cow' disease phrase.....much to the irritation of females in the family.

That's not a disease; it's a state of mind for sure

 

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View ASCPFC's Profile ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 23 Dec 21 10.15am Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

Originally posted by PalazioVecchio

military intelligence

I always thought that was an oxymoron.

 


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Red and Blue Army!

He decked a bin dipper - respect.

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View Palace Old Geezer's Profile Palace Old Geezer Flag Midhurst 23 Dec 21 2.01pm Send a Private Message to Palace Old Geezer Add Palace Old Geezer as a friend

"All day long". This phrase is often used by football pundits as in "I'd have Gallagher over Luka all day long".

 


Dad and I watched games standing on the muddy slope of the Holmesdale Road end. He cheered and I rattled.

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View kingdowieonthewall's Profile kingdowieonthewall Flag Sussex, ex-Cronx. 26 Dec 21 10.34am Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

people of the generation 70s plus tend to frown on F***k & C***t,
but will go about proclaiming ''sod me !'' or ''bugger me !''
for any minor inconvenience.

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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Yellow Card - User has been warned of conduct on the messageboards View Lanzo-Ad's Profile Lanzo-Ad Flag Lanzarote 26 Dec 21 11.33am Send a Private Message to Lanzo-Ad Add Lanzo-Ad as a friend

Two of my favourites are "you have more chance than having a crap in the queens handbag" and also "Even a blind squirrel finds a nut sometimes"

 


Never be Two Faced, Always Say What You Think, keep Chilled, Man

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