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View Stirlingsays's Profile Stirlingsays Online Flag 06 Apr 22 11.00pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by Wisbech Eagle

You're not being the least bit cruel. You are trying, and failing spectacularly, to be funny, because all you are saying, in a convoluted way, is precisely what Maple himself said.

Cue the attempted smart-arse reply!

Sure it was.

Perhaps you just have a tin ear for humour, no doubt the stiffest part of you nowadays.

 


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View georgenorman's Profile georgenorman Flag 07 Apr 22 7.46am Send a Private Message to georgenorman Add georgenorman as a friend

Originally posted by Mapletree

Don’t know about woke

But anyway no, it should not be removed. And it won’t be removed

Like almost all councils that are in towns which benefited significantly from slavery Glasgow City Council commissioned a report on the remaining links to slavery

It just so happened that Glasgow University had already done a report on its own historic benefits from slavery, in 2018. The same researcher, Stephen Mullen, was commissioned to produce the report in 2019.

Dr Stephen Mullen found that eight statues and a number of streets could be considered to have links to slavery

The Council will now consult with its residents on whether any action is needed and if so what.

The Daily Mail has claimed the statue of David Livingstone ‘might’ be removed. In the same way as I ‘might’ shag Scarlett Johansson. It has done this as click bait to wind up as many Mr Angries as it can. Even though the Council made no comment about Livingstone and the report was the work of Glasgow University..

They are identifying their targets, like when Hitler got Jews to wear a yellow star on their clothing.

 

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View Mapletree's Profile Mapletree Flag Croydon 07 Apr 22 7.50am Send a Private Message to Mapletree Add Mapletree as a friend

Originally posted by Stirlingsays

I don't mean to be cruel but I should think David Livingstone himself has more chance of reassembling from his original atoms, sliding into bed with the wanton Scarlett Johansson and saying, 'Dr Livingstone? Let's presume all night' than you have of introducing Johansson to bodily fluids.

I am now totally crestfallen Stirling. I was pretty sure I was in with a chance. Like the time Greta Garbo scaled my drainpipe and tried to get into my bedroom

Tap, tap, tap at the bloody window" Bloody Greta Garbo!! Bloody Greta Garbo, stark naked save for a shortie nightie

 

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View Mapletree's Profile Mapletree Flag Croydon 07 Apr 22 7.53am Send a Private Message to Mapletree Add Mapletree as a friend

Originally posted by georgenorman

They are identifying their targets, like when Hitler got Jews to wear a yellow star on their clothing.

‘They’ had a report commissioned to understand the issue

‘You’ are responding to a dog whistle, good boy, good boy, well trained boy, obedient boy.

 

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View Teddy Eagle's Profile Teddy Eagle Flag 07 Apr 22 8.35am Send a Private Message to Teddy Eagle Add Teddy Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Mapletree

‘They’ had a report commissioned to understand the issue

‘You’ are responding to a dog whistle, good boy, good boy, well trained boy, obedient boy.

Really? Any more than those who’ve been trained to feel collective guilt for the actions of previous generations?

 

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View georgenorman's Profile georgenorman Flag 07 Apr 22 8.51am Send a Private Message to georgenorman Add georgenorman as a friend

Originally posted by Mapletree

‘They’ had a report commissioned to understand the issue

‘You’ are responding to a dog whistle, good boy, good boy, well trained boy, obedient boy.

"We have now sunk to a depth at which the restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men." [Orwell]

 

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View Stirlingsays's Profile Stirlingsays Online Flag 07 Apr 22 9.35am Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by Mapletree

I am now totally crestfallen Stirling. I was pretty sure I was in with a chance. Like the time Greta Garbo scaled my drainpipe and tried to get into my bedroom

Tap, tap, tap at the bloody window" Bloody Greta Garbo!! Bloody Greta Garbo, stark naked save for a shortie nightie

Greta Garbo had a bit of a reputation for scaling drainpipes, god knows what she could have done to the rest of your waterworks. Was she holding an actual tap at the window?

 


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View Wisbech Eagle's Profile Wisbech Eagle Flag Truro Cornwall 07 Apr 22 10.38am Send a Private Message to Wisbech Eagle Add Wisbech Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Stirlingsays

Sure it was.

Perhaps you just have a tin ear for humour, no doubt the stiffest part of you nowadays.

As I said, you spectacularly fail at being funny. As you prove, with your last, pathetic, few words.

You are to humour what Putin is to compassion!

 

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View Stirlingsays's Profile Stirlingsays Online Flag 07 Apr 22 10.43am Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by Wisbech Eagle

As I said, you spectacularly fail at being funny. As you prove, with your last, pathetic, few words.

You are to humour what Putin is to compassion!

As with most things, if WE doesn't like it, it's probably ok.

 


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View cryrst's Profile cryrst Flag Chatham 07 Apr 22 3.48pm Send a Private Message to cryrst Add cryrst as a friend

Originally posted by Wisbech Eagle

As I said, you spectacularly fail at being funny. As you prove, with your last, pathetic, few words.

You are to humour what Putin is to compassion!

Is he wrong or do you get a lot of cramp?

 

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View Mapletree's Profile Mapletree Flag Croydon 07 Apr 22 5.44pm Send a Private Message to Mapletree Add Mapletree as a friend

Originally posted by Stirlingsays

Sure it was.

Perhaps you just have a tin ear for humour, no doubt the stiffest part of you nowadays.

This is a genuinely horrible comment given the medical history that has been shared with us. I am surprised at you.

 

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View cryrst's Profile cryrst Flag Chatham 07 Apr 22 5.55pm Send a Private Message to cryrst Add cryrst as a friend

Originally posted by Mapletree

This is a genuinely horrible comment given the medical history that has been shared with us. I am surprised at you.

And this effort fits the thread title exactly.
It's called humour and wissie should laugh or come back with a bit of wit himself; which he is more than capable of. If I get to his age I would only dream of getting something stiff. Mine will probably be a whiskey

 

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