I could possibly get addicted to them.

I highly doubt that Paris is on a scouting mission. He's got other employees to do that. Plus, not sure he'd publicise it on Insta.

Most likely catching a match whilst on hols

It's a cogent point, most middle sized clubs that have shot for the stars financially have mostly ended up in the gutter and taken many years to return if ever....We only have to look at Blackburn now and that's just one example.

'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)

I sincerely hope there’s some truth in this.

Now Zaha's got a bit of green grass ahead of him here... and finds Ambrose... not a bad effort!!!!

If no key players are leaving and we can only have 2, i would go for

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted. WC Fields
Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet! Groucho Marx
"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas, I don't know." Groucho Marx

I'm not really fussed who we've been linked with but my view is that if we don't end this window with at least one more first team centre midfield addition, then it's been an average window.

Ideally two centre mids and an attacker would be great, however, with the world cup and the entirety of December to line up options for Jan, there is some more room to bring in 1-2 now and save some budget for later on as this will be a very unique Jan window.

I'm not fussed with AWB or more defensive re-inforcements, I think we just need to make sure that we have one more midfielder in as an absolute minimum.