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View Wisbech Eagle's Profile Wisbech Eagle Flag Truro Cornwall 30 Nov 23 9.33pm Send a Private Message to Wisbech Eagle Add Wisbech Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Badger11

Couldn't you be a bit more calmer?

Actually I have a friend who does it almost all weather I expect you have a wet suit you need one in this country.

There are some hardy people here who swim in the sea all year when the weather allows. Without a wet suit. A female friend swims at dawn on most days in the tidal Fal.

Not me though. I only swim in the tropics!

 


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View Mapletree's Profile Mapletree Flag Croydon 30 Nov 23 10.26pm Send a Private Message to Mapletree Add Mapletree as a friend

Originally posted by Badger11

Couldn't you be a bit more calmer?

Actually I have a friend who does it almost all weather I expect you have a wet suit you need one in this country.

Yes I have a wet suit. Deep quarries get very cold. My sister in law swims in the sea right through the winter without one though.

 

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View Mapletree's Profile Mapletree Flag Croydon 30 Nov 23 10.32pm Send a Private Message to Mapletree Add Mapletree as a friend

Originally posted by Stirlingsays

Up to 27 press ups and I box five rounds three times a week.

Not bad for mid fifties.

As for you...with your politics Maple I suspect your muscles have the density of warm lard.

Edited by Stirlingsays (30 Nov 2023 12.55am)

No idea why you attacked me. I was showing genuine empathy, albeit I now assume your dodgy knees and back was some form of humour not knowledge about you

Anyway I am pleased you are in robust health, as am I. My dog requires two hours of walks per day, plus my beer arm receives plenty of exercise. Oh, and we have swing from the chandeliers sex three times a day

 

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View Teddy Eagle's Profile Teddy Eagle Flag 30 Nov 23 10.36pm Send a Private Message to Teddy Eagle Add Teddy Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Mapletree

No idea why you attacked me. I was showing genuine empathy, albeit I now assume your dodgy knees and back was some form of humour not knowledge about you

Anyway I am pleased you are in robust health, as am I. My dog requires two hours of walks per day, plus my beer arm receives plenty of exercise. Oh, and we have swing from the chandeliers sex three times a day

That dog's a game fellow.

 

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Originally posted by Mapletree

No idea why you attacked me. I was showing genuine empathy, albeit I now assume your dodgy knees and back was some form of humour not knowledge about you

Anyway I am pleased you are in robust health, as am I. My dog requires two hours of walks per day, plus my beer arm receives plenty of exercise. Oh, and we have swing from the chandeliers sex three times a day

Isn't sex with dogs illegal?

 

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Originally posted by Mapletree

No idea why you attacked me. I was showing genuine empathy, albeit I now assume your dodgy knees and back was some form of humour not knowledge about you

Tis just tribal bantz.


Originally posted by Mapletree

Anyway I am pleased you are in robust health, as am I. My dog requires two hours of walks per day, plus my beer arm receives plenty of exercise. Oh, and we have swing from the chandeliers sex three times a day


Just three times eh? Must be the beer.

Two hour walks? What you got there? A Greyhound?

 


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Originally posted by Hrolf The Ganger

Isn't sex with dogs illegal?

Only outside Newcastle.

 


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Originally posted by Stirlingsays


Just three times eh? Must be the beer.

Two hour walks? What you got there? A Greyhound?

Greyhounds need very little walking. We have a Kelpie Huntaway cross. Known both parents since they were pups, working sheep dogs.

 

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Originally posted by Hrolf The Ganger

Isn't sex with dogs illegal?

You tell me, it appears to be what is on your mind. Not sure how they would swing from the chandeliers in any case.

 

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Originally posted by Mapletree

Greyhounds need very little walking. We have a Kelpie Huntaway cross. Known both parents since they were pups, working sheep dogs.

You're walking sheep dogs in Croydon for two hours a day?

 


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Originally posted by Stirlingsays

You're walking sheep dogs in Croydon for two hours a day?

Yes. Why does that surprise you? Although in fact there is a lot more running than walking. Especially if he disturbs a deer.

Edited by Mapletree (30 Nov 2023 10.51pm)

 

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Originally posted by Mapletree

You tell me, it appears to be what is on your mind. Not sure how they would swing from the chandeliers in any case.

You'd have to train them, I guess.

I have woken up next to a couple of dogs over the years. The lighting in nightclubs isn't always that bright.

 

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