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Quote Norwich_Eagle at 06 Aug 2009 9:40am

How are we supposed to google him if we don't know his name AJ?


Try "Gymnast left Woodcote High School in 2005"

 


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Quote Eagle_Eye at 06 Aug 2009 12:48pm

Quote Norwich_Eagle at 06 Aug 2009 9:40am

How are we supposed to google him if we don't know his name AJ?


Try "Gymnast left Woodcote High School in 2005"

Oh god it sounds so bad considering I left in 1997

 

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View Kermit8's Profile Kermit8 Flag Hevon 06 Aug 09 12.55pm Send a Private Message to Kermit8 Add Kermit8 as a friend

Found him.

AJ's conquest.jpg Attachment: AJ's conquest.jpg (44.93Kb)

 


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fubar 06 Aug 09 12.58pm

Quote Kermit8 at 06 Aug 2009 12:55pm

Found him.


He must have a few stories!!

 


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Quote Kermit8 at 06 Aug 2009 12:55pm

Found him.

Fit or what...


 

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It's the bulge that gave him away.

 


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This is really him

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Quote A_JsShorts at 06 Aug 2009 1:03pm

This is really him


that's a handy skill if he needs a nosh-off and is with a girl with bad knees.

 


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looks like he's got a bad knee himself

 


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Quote Holmesdale Nick at 06 Aug 2009 1:22pm

looks like he's got a bad knee himself

He did. That is why he did not go to Beijing.


 

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Kenny Lunt Flag Somewhere a whole lot better than ... 06 Aug 09 1.24pm

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Quote A_JsShorts at 30 Jul 2009 1:14am

These stories are f***ing aces


Spill the beans,ms.shorts.
We've got you down as an honourary bloke on here anyway.

I don't have any failure stories I don't think.

I have embarressing ones, but not failures.



Embarrasing will do.
The thread had morphed to stories of shame by page 4-5 anyway.It cleanses the soul(unless your Fubar or J.fist-it)
All the girls have been waaay to quiet.

Erm ok.

Well was on a girlie night out in the not too distant past and was getting drunk on alcho pops in a well known meat market in Epsom. Friends spotted a guy and persuaded me to go up to him and tell him he looked like someone out of Holyoaks, which I did. Cue young man hanging around us the whole night. Anyway we was chatting and it turned out he went to my school (albeit 8 years after me) and he was a gynast whi is part of the GB team (This is all true I googled)

So me and my mates are outside and I am sitting on the pavement waiting for a cab and this bloke decided to whip his cock out and slap it on my head. For someone who was only about 5ft5 at most he had a massive dick.

Somehow he and his cousin persuaded me to go back to their flat. Anyway eventually me and gynast end up on a put me up campbed which sunk in the middle. After 'chatting' foreplay begins gynast is literally shaking, but went on far too long and I kind of got a bit bored and 'dry'

Gymnast then gets on top of me and we have some really really rubbish sex. I was a bit too pissed and couldn't really move on this bloody campbed thing.

Afterwards we are laying there and gymnast says to me "Can I tell you something bad" I start thinking oooooh s***. So he says "What would you say if I told you I was a virgin" So there I am at 27 laying on a campbed having just taken this poor 20 year olds virginity from him.

I couldn't get out fast enough the next day it was awful.

I'm still quite impressed I shagged a 20 year old at my age. But wish I'd have known he was a virgin (although the signs were there looking back) cos I'd quite like to have terrorised him.

So roll on 2012 where hopefully he doesn't get famous at the Olympics and get asked questions in some girlie mag about when he lost his virginity

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Hhmmmmmm...yes. p**** whipping..hey. What is it about smurfing? I just don't get it.

I haven't had any failures that I remember, but it takes me back to the time (quire recently - this year), when a mate of mine (major and pilot in the army) invited me back to his.

We were both tipsy, I was driving, so offered to drop him off. I didn't plan on going in at first, but as we skipped on the kebab, he offered to cook some food.

Having just got back from the US, he didn't have fresh food, but had Fish Fingers and kids waffles in the freezer. He proceeded to cook them, whilst I got even more pi55ed on the some bubbly.

I was eventually hanging...crawled into bed and just HAD to go to sleep, however, he had other plans, and proceeded to constantly slap his p**** around my chops.

I pegged it out of there in the morning, and then told everyone in the pub that evening. His nickname is now smurf.

 

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Quote A_JsShorts at 06 Aug 2009 1:03pm

This is really him


Those kids watching look reeaaallly bored!

 


That's just the ramblings of a madman

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