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 Forest Hillbilly  in a hidey-hole 03 Jul 10 3.56pm |
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A friend of mine installs electric fan hand driers in public conveniences in the Sussex area. He would like some feedback as to what customers consider to be the most effective brand of machine. Brighton fans. What is the best blow job/hand job you have ever had in a public convenience ?
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| Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 03 Jul 10 4.03pm |
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Another friend of mine started a new job as a milkman in the Sussex area last week. Everything was going well until around 8.30am when the kids were going to school. The pavements became very congested and my mate tripped over some feet and his crate of milk went flying. Unfortunately, the milk doused some passing children. Brighton fans, my friend is after reassurance as he wants to keep his job. Is it an acceptable practice in sussex to spill your milk over young boys ?
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Don Rogers Tache  hanging around the local Taco Bell... 03 Jul 10 6.44pm |
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Quote Forest Hillbilly at 03 Jul 2010 3:48pm
I have heard discipline is quite harsh at Brighton University and that corporal punishment is still in force. Graduate Brighton fans, have you ever had a "Don roger your tush"?
Edited by Forest Hillbilly (03 Jul 2010 3:49pm)
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jelholyoake  03 Jul 10 9.18pm |
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This fantastic weather is all good, but i have a garden to water. I usually manage to use rain water from my gutters which comes down and fills my water resevoir, which is nice as we are on a water meter. Because we've had no rain for ages i now have no water for my flowers.
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| Matts_eagles Exeter 04 Jul 10 6.43pm |
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Brighton Fans... a friend of mine is currently training everyday for the London to Southend cycle ride. However he is having a problem with the hardness of the seat.. can any brighton fans give my friend some advice on a stiff bum from sitting on something hard for hours? Edited by Matts_eagles (04 Jul 2010 6:44pm)
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The Sash  Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 05 Jul 10 1.38pm |
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Unfortunately Fleagle, my faithful old Bassett hound has died and as a mark of respect we'd like to inter him in a place he loved. He was always very fond of our trips to Brighton and loved the beach and wading into the sea. Would any Brighton fans be able to tell me the best place I could find to bury my dog on the seafront ?
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| Whoever Forest Hill 07 Jul 10 4.21pm |
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One small problem, my mate lives in Brighton and had his house broken into last weekend by some little s**t's He wanted to know how do Brighton fans deal with turd burglary?
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| Red'n'Blue Blood East Grinstead 07 Jul 10 11.21pm |
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I was in a pub in London the other weekend and some of the language coming out of the mouths of youngsters these days is awful! All I could hear is p***y and c**t after every sentence. My friend who lives in Brighton says that they have similar problems but p***y and c**t is not used in the area.......but bugger and buggering is a real issue!
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| Red'n'Blue Blood East Grinstead 08 Jul 10 11.10pm |
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Me and the wife love nothing more than taking our dog for long walks along the beach on a lovely sunny day. Whilst we were out the other day on one of our walks along Brighton beach, we noticed that our dog was doing his business in the sand way up ahead of us. So I kept an eye on the spot where he unloaded and got the carrier bag out of my pocket ready to scoop it up to dispose of correctly, but to our amazement when we got to the spot we couldn't find the pooh anywhere. This now happens everytime that we go to Brighton beach but never anywhere else!! Brighton fans: Do you regularly suffer with turd buglers? And do you mind or do you find it a pain in the arse?
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| Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 10 Jul 10 6.46am |
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With the hot weather this weekend and the potential for high-jinks, I wondered how many Brighton fans will be to55ing themsleves (or each other) off the brighton pier. (Brighton Pier, formerly The Palace Pier Edited by Forest Hillbilly (10 Jul 2010 6:47am)
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| Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 11 Jul 10 3.52pm |
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A colleague of mine is keeping some exotic birds for his neighbour whilst he is on holiday. Edited by Forest Hillbilly (11 Jul 2010 3:53pm)
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| BeatsTheEagle Sutton 11 Jul 10 3.52pm |
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I know that this problems affects quite a few people, so thought it would be useful to get it out in the open. I have been married for nearly 20 years now and have to admit that I have put on quite a few pounds since my wedding day! This has shown itself in my fingers and I now find it quite difficult to remove and replace my wedding ring. My wife has been nagging me to get this sorted but I have to admit that I am not sure what to do or where to go. Brighton fans, do you have any advice to give somebody who needs their ring stretched?
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